2047-0008: Talons Omitted From BBA Media Guide!!! *Exclusive* [Special Report]

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2047-0008: Talons Omitted From BBA Media Guide!!! *Exclusive* [Special Report]

Post by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 30, 2021 3:35 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Baseball fans from around the globe today were treated to the annual Media Guide, a jam-packed extravaganza of all things Brewster.

Except the Phoenix Talons, of course.

In what is perhaps the final chapter of the simmering fued between the Talons Reclusive GM and the BBA Governing Board, the club was left out of the annual Media Guide, likely as a retaliation for the franchise's refusal to participate in the required number of "Team News" articles posted to the forums last season.

Now, most would say that the Talons were not included in the Guide simply because they are a horrible baseball team that no one cares about. And that's true. But Talons insiders are confident that, as of today, the "punishment" for not writing enough articles has finally been handed down.

Former Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department director David Frum had this to say: "Well this is what they get for laying us all off last year. The Talons thought they could get away with not having a media department, and look what happens. They've been erased from the BBA. Stalin would have been proud!"

"Serves the bastards right!!" Frum said.
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Re: 2047-0008: BREAKING NEWS -- Talons Omitted From BBA Media Guide!!! *Exclusive* [Special Report]

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Re: 2047-0008: BREAKING NEWS -- Talons Omitted From BBA Media Guide!!! *Exclusive* [Special Report]

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GM @jiminyhopkins seen here enjoying a lovely Cobb Salad from the new Denny's menu (which by the way can be ordered and enjoyed at any Talons home game) while reacting to question asked as to why he was missed from the leagues 2047 Media Guide.

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Re: 2047-0008: BREAKING NEWS -- Talons Omitted From BBA Media Guide!!! *Exclusive* [Special Report]

Post by jiminyhopkins » Mon May 31, 2021 10:03 pm

CTBrewCrew wrote:
Mon May 31, 2021 9:29 pm

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GM @jiminyhopkins seen here enjoying a lovely Cobb Salad from the new Denny's menu (which by the way can be ordered and enjoyed at any Talons home game) while reacting to question asked as to why he was missed from the leagues 2047 Media Guide.

:wink:
This is gold.
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Re: 2047-0008: BREAKING NEWS -- Talons Omitted From BBA Media Guide!!! *Exclusive* [Special Report]

Post by 7teen » Tue Jun 01, 2021 8:31 am

I must be slow.... Are the Talons not in the Media Guide? haha
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Re: 2047-0008: BREAKING NEWS -- Talons Omitted From BBA Media Guide!!! *Exclusive* [Special Report]

Post by Lane » Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:22 am

7teen wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 8:31 am
I must be slow.... Are the Talons not in the Media Guide? haha
they weren't in the first one that i published. i just missed getting the page in, and of course it was for the tall0ns lol
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