Don't worry, BBA Fans, more crap Talons baseball content is coming soon. Like a recap of our shitty draft picks. In the meantime, the Talons have a far more important announcement to make.
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That's right, baseball fans. Now, you are no longer limited to any Commish-based shenanigans when combining your passions for fake baseball and fine imported vehicles! The Talons are offering you what you really want, and that's choice. That's why the fine folks over in the Phoenix Front Office have decided to open their very own Subaru dealership (or as we like to call it, the "Subaru Store"), right across the street from Paul D. Lunn Memorial Stadium.
Lead Sales Manager and Customer Champion Bob Rathbun had this to say. "Over here at your neighborhood Talons Subaru, we don't 'sell' fine automotive vehicles. We provide an EXPERIENCE."
"And of course, the experience that our guests prefer is that of driving away in a high quality Subaru automobile, such as the rugged Subaru Baja, the roomy Subaru Legacy, or the all new Subary Justy hatchback, featuring the Magic of All Wheel DriveTM. Don't forget that the fine folks down here at Talons Subaru are here to help you with all of your Financing needs, as well as Service Contracts and Vehicle Accessories like floor mats and mudflaps. You know, where the real dealership money is made. You think we actually make money selling cars??? HA! HAHA!" Rathbun concluded, before being led away by a junior sales associate... er, 'Guest Experience Champion'. Uh, yeah, that's it.
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So come on down and see the all new 2045 Subaru lineup today! $100 off any vehicle that features a dent mark from a Pedro Guzman home run!
Go Talons!
