2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??"
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2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??"
Phoenix, AZ--
Don't worry, BBA Fans, more crap Talons baseball content is coming soon. Like a recap of our shitty draft picks. In the meantime, the Talons have a far more important announcement to make.
That's right, baseball fans. Now, you are no longer limited to any Commish-based shenanigans when combining your passions for fake baseball and fine imported vehicles! The Talons are offering you what you really want, and that's choice. That's why the fine folks over in the Phoenix Front Office have decided to open their very own Subaru dealership (or as we like to call it, the "Subaru Store"), right across the street from Paul D. Lunn Memorial Stadium.
Lead Sales Manager and Customer Champion Bob Rathbun had this to say. "Over here at your neighborhood Talons Subaru, we don't 'sell' fine automotive vehicles. We provide an EXPERIENCE."
"And of course, the experience that our guests prefer is that of driving away in a high quality Subaru automobile, such as the rugged Subaru Baja, the roomy Subaru Legacy, or the all new Subary Justy hatchback, featuring the Magic of All Wheel DriveTM. Don't forget that the fine folks down here at Talons Subaru are here to help you with all of your Financing needs, as well as Service Contracts and Vehicle Accessories like floor mats and mudflaps. You know, where the real dealership money is made. You think we actually make money selling cars??? HA! HAHA!" Rathbun concluded, before being led away by a junior sales associate... er, 'Guest Experience Champion'. Uh, yeah, that's it.
So come on down and see the all new 2045 Subaru lineup today! $100 off any vehicle that features a dent mark from a Pedro Guzman home run!
Go Talons!
Don't worry, BBA Fans, more crap Talons baseball content is coming soon. Like a recap of our shitty draft picks. In the meantime, the Talons have a far more important announcement to make.
That's right, baseball fans. Now, you are no longer limited to any Commish-based shenanigans when combining your passions for fake baseball and fine imported vehicles! The Talons are offering you what you really want, and that's choice. That's why the fine folks over in the Phoenix Front Office have decided to open their very own Subaru dealership (or as we like to call it, the "Subaru Store"), right across the street from Paul D. Lunn Memorial Stadium.
Lead Sales Manager and Customer Champion Bob Rathbun had this to say. "Over here at your neighborhood Talons Subaru, we don't 'sell' fine automotive vehicles. We provide an EXPERIENCE."
"And of course, the experience that our guests prefer is that of driving away in a high quality Subaru automobile, such as the rugged Subaru Baja, the roomy Subaru Legacy, or the all new Subary Justy hatchback, featuring the Magic of All Wheel DriveTM. Don't forget that the fine folks down here at Talons Subaru are here to help you with all of your Financing needs, as well as Service Contracts and Vehicle Accessories like floor mats and mudflaps. You know, where the real dealership money is made. You think we actually make money selling cars??? HA! HAHA!" Rathbun concluded, before being led away by a junior sales associate... er, 'Guest Experience Champion'. Uh, yeah, that's it.
So come on down and see the all new 2045 Subaru lineup today! $100 off any vehicle that features a dent mark from a Pedro Guzman home run!
Go Talons!
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Re: 2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??
It's hard being president and ceo of the Fan Club. Sometimes you can't think of anything to write.
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Re: 2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??
...they practically sell themselves...
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Re: 2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??
It’s 2045 and the biggest luxury options offered by the Talons Subaru Store are ... mudflaps and floor mats. It’s the same bold minimalist approach that brought us $3 sushi!
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Re: 2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??
Imagine writing an article about a Subaru dealership and not even getting a comment from the actual Subaru dealer.
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Re: 2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??
You local Subaru dealer in PX
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Re: 2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??
I thought it might be cool to be the strong, silent type.jiminyhopkins wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:04 amImagine writing an article about a Subaru dealership and not even getting a comment from the actual Subaru dealer.
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