2045-00006: Talons Aplologize for Today's Batch of Incredibly Boring Team News Articles That You Probably Shouldn't Read

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2045-00006: Talons Aplologize for Today's Batch of Incredibly Boring Team News Articles That You Probably Shouldn't Read

Post by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:41 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

It's been a busy offseason for the Talons in the trade market. And the franchise could think of no better way to celebrate than to post a batch of monumentally uninteresting Team News Articles.

Naturally, the crack team of interns at the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department were all over it.

"Normally, we have to just make up stuff," said David Frum, head intern of the TEMAFPD and Communications major from the University of Phoenix. "But today, we had actual team news to report. I mean, real, actual news about the team. We were all so geeked that we nearly spilled our collective pumpkin spice lattes in excitement!"

In response, the franchise has issued a formal apology not only to the BBA and its loyal Forum readership, but especially to the Talons Team News Fan Club and its charismatic leader, known only as "ted". The apology reads as follows:

"Central Arizona Concessions LLC dba Phoenix Talons Base Ball Club Inc regretfully apologizes for the steaming heap of crap that today's trade recap articles represent. Unfortunately, the Fan Club will have to reply to every single one of them, and that's gonna take up valuable seconds from Ted's busy day. But hey, it's 8 points we're talking about here. 8 points!!!"
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Re: 2045-00006: Talons Aplologize for Today's Batch of Incredibly Boring Team News Articles That You Probably Shouldn't

Post by Ted » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:46 pm

237 seconds, to be precise.
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Re: 2045-00006: Talons Aplologize for Today's Batch of Incredibly Boring Team News Articles That You Probably Shouldn't

Post by Lane » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:50 pm

Ted wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:46 pm
237 seconds, to be precise.
That's 237 seconds you could have spent on trade negotiations... What were you thinking!?!1?!1
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Re: 2045-00006: Talons Aplologize for Today's Batch of Incredibly Boring Team News Articles That You Probably Shouldn't

Post by Ted » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:51 pm

Lane wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:50 pm
Ted wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:46 pm
237 seconds, to be precise.
That's 237 seconds you could have spent on trade negotiations... What were you thinking!?!1?!1
There was supposed to be thinking?
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