2045-00001: Talons Season Review Series of Team News Articles Rudely Interrupted by Some Sort of Low-Res Championship

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2045-00001: Talons Season Review Series of Team News Articles Rudely Interrupted by Some Sort of Low-Res Championship

Post by jiminyhopkins » Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:50 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

One of the most universally reviled series of articles in BBA history was summarily cut off and cancelled due to the BBA Championship Series, presented live on Google Hangouts and played on an Atari 2600 some nights ago.

The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department was well on its way to posting a detailed look back at the 2044 season for the Talons, discussing the club's principal players at each position and revealing the fanchise's plans for those players in 2045. The articles, though written with obvious effort and attention to detail, each landed with a thud on the forums, most with only an obligatory reply from the Fan Club upon publication.

The TEMAFPD was just about set on continuing with Phoenix's pitching staff, such as it is, when the conclusion of the Landis abruptly put an end to the proceedings. PPT god Ron Collins immediately ended the 2044 reporting period, and that was that. And it's too bad, too, because the Talons did have some good pitchers last season. Even Don Smith returned from injury to post 3.2 WARs in 87 innings. The Talons had also experimented with a "stopper", and were rewarded when reliever Cornell Sanchez led the team with 143 strikeouts.

But, all for nought. Its a new season, which gives the Talons the perfect excuse to abandon the project. Surely the BBA will be happy about that!
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Re: 2045-00001: Talons Season Review Series of Team News Articles Rudely Interrupted by Some Sort of Low-Res Championshi

Post by Ted » Sun Nov 15, 2020 3:05 pm

The league may be happy,
but the Fan ClubTM is sad.
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Post by 7teen » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:45 pm

I prefer to just call it "The Club"
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Re: 2045-00001: Talons Season Review Series of Team News Articles Rudely Interrupted by Some Sort of Low-Res Championshi

Post by RonCo » Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:17 am

There is always another project even bigger than the last one.
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