2044-00014: Talons Discover that PPT God @Ronco Has His Own Special World, A World in Which The Talons Don't Exist
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:42 pm
Phoenix, AZ--
The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department rarely has time to peruse the forums at large, keeping tabs on the wider fake baseball world that surrounds us. But today, the TEMAFPD discovered an even wider, and even faker baseball world that somehow exists only in the imaginations of three or four GMs.
"It has something to do with a thing called the Blueprint(TM)," said head intern David Frum. "And there is even a group of team news articles, arranged in archive form, that chronicles the happenings in this imaginary universe."
"I tried to read a few of them, including the latest Team News from Yellow Springs, which seems to reference this secretive realm, inhabited by a cabal of would-be best-selling novelists who also happen to run BBA teams," Frum continued. "But even my Associates Degree in Communications from The University of Phoenix could not help me understand what was going on."
"It's about someone named Heidi, as far as I can tell," said Frum. "But the only thing I could ascertain for sure is this: it was waaaaay too much effort for a measly two points."
Some in Phoenix have speculated that Frum and the TEMAFPD are bringing this issue to light for one purpose and one purpose only: by simply mentioning the name Heidi (whomever that is) and The Blueprint (whatever that is), perhaps, just perhaps the Talons can be a part of this extra special club.
Is this true, Mr. Frum?
"Nah," he said.
The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department rarely has time to peruse the forums at large, keeping tabs on the wider fake baseball world that surrounds us. But today, the TEMAFPD discovered an even wider, and even faker baseball world that somehow exists only in the imaginations of three or four GMs.
"It has something to do with a thing called the Blueprint(TM)," said head intern David Frum. "And there is even a group of team news articles, arranged in archive form, that chronicles the happenings in this imaginary universe."
"I tried to read a few of them, including the latest Team News from Yellow Springs, which seems to reference this secretive realm, inhabited by a cabal of would-be best-selling novelists who also happen to run BBA teams," Frum continued. "But even my Associates Degree in Communications from The University of Phoenix could not help me understand what was going on."
"It's about someone named Heidi, as far as I can tell," said Frum. "But the only thing I could ascertain for sure is this: it was waaaaay too much effort for a measly two points."
Some in Phoenix have speculated that Frum and the TEMAFPD are bringing this issue to light for one purpose and one purpose only: by simply mentioning the name Heidi (whomever that is) and The Blueprint (whatever that is), perhaps, just perhaps the Talons can be a part of this extra special club.
Is this true, Mr. Frum?
"Nah," he said.