2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All About It
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2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All About It
Phoenix, AZ--
The Talons Reclusive GM, due to start his shift at the local iron ore processing facility in less than 90 minutes, decided to check the Stats Plus "Export Tracker" in order to make sure that the Talons have a valid export on file for tonight's "sim" of the BBA, an online fake baseball league.
The GM has been associated with various online leagues of one form or another for nearly 25 real life "years", encompassing many dozens of fake seasons, all existing inside of the Commissioner's computer. And, despite winning one, and only one, championship in all of those seasons (The 2023 GBC Stapleton Cup, no less), the GM continues to plod away at mediocrity, refusing to embrace modern statistical analysis in order to better compete with his fellow GMs, whom he has called "nerds".
Still, the GM seems to care, at least a little. He cares enough to take 10 minutes out of his day, before work, no less, to check the Export Tracker, see that it was good, and bang out a quick Team News about it. What dedication, What courage, What sacrifice.
All for Two Damn Points!
Go Talons!
The Talons Reclusive GM, due to start his shift at the local iron ore processing facility in less than 90 minutes, decided to check the Stats Plus "Export Tracker" in order to make sure that the Talons have a valid export on file for tonight's "sim" of the BBA, an online fake baseball league.
The GM has been associated with various online leagues of one form or another for nearly 25 real life "years", encompassing many dozens of fake seasons, all existing inside of the Commissioner's computer. And, despite winning one, and only one, championship in all of those seasons (The 2023 GBC Stapleton Cup, no less), the GM continues to plod away at mediocrity, refusing to embrace modern statistical analysis in order to better compete with his fellow GMs, whom he has called "nerds".
Still, the GM seems to care, at least a little. He cares enough to take 10 minutes out of his day, before work, no less, to check the Export Tracker, see that it was good, and bang out a quick Team News about it. What dedication, What courage, What sacrifice.
All for Two Damn Points!
Go Talons!
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Re: 2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All Abou
I have no words .. except those ones, and these ones explaining them.
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Re: 2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All Abou
Two points really seem inadequate. Perhaps 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 points?
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Re: 2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All Abou
I think there should be a bonus for the 'most inventive' TN's in the BBA lol
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Re: 2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All Abou
My favorite part is the 1 at the end of “YAAYYY!!!1”
Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
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Re: 2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All Abou
Actually, there is. I once got 10 extra points one year for that very reason.
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CARETAKER GM, 2053 GBC CHAMPION Tokyo Pearls (2053 - 2063)
GM, THE GREATEST MINOR LEAGUE TEAM OF ALL TIME 2062 Toledo Liberty (124-16)
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Re: 2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All Abou
Sean - I’m sorry it’s actually two METRIC points so if you convert that to imperial it’s like....uhhh god damnit the metric system is the work of the devil!

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