2043-00005: Talons Officially Have the Most Team News Posts in the Entire BBA, For One, Shining Moment in the Sun

[jiminyhopkins]

Phoenix, AZ--

Who knows how long it will last!

With this, the fifth Talons Team News post of the 2043 reporting period (and of the last 90 minutes), the franchise now holds the top spot for Team News posts, besting Jacksonville by one, the Black Sox by two, and even the mighty RonCo by four!

"It's an astounding, if ephemeral, achievement," said David Frum director of the now best-in-class Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department. We have spent this entire morning writing about used cars, destitute minor league outfielders, and Team News #goals. We lamented about baseball taxes and talked about how monumentally stupid 3B Pankratz Isekenmier is.

"I spend some time doing damage control when Talons fans found out I mis-represented last season's win total. Hell, I'm even typing this extra fast to make sure it gets posted before Jacksonville or some other yahoo overtakes us," Frum continued. "In celebration, I plan on opening this bottle of vodka and drinking it straight, doing shots until our record is broken!! WOOOOOOOO!!!"

Go Talons!

[Fat Nige]

I take it one more post and we won't see you again in 2043 ?

[jiminyhopkins]

I take it one more post and we won't see you again in 2043 ?

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[Fat Nige]

Good luck in’43 Jimmy

[RonCo]

Well on the way to that one under 100K