2037-14: Talons Waiver Wire Shenanigans

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2037-14: Talons Waiver Wire Shenanigans

Post by jiminyhopkins » Thu Dec 13, 2018 1:39 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Several BBA observers are giving Phoenix the side-eye today as evidence of a waiver wire scam has taken shape.

As most fans know, the Talons moved Mario Deortez to first base late last season, when regular Al Gordon was injured. This year, with Gordon healthy, capable backup Cristophe Claudel was left without a roster spot. Since the club will not carry three first basemen, Claudel was waived and designated for assignment, ticketed for AAA Ashland.

Being a pretty decent hitter with a good batting eye, it was no surprise that the 26 year old was claimed by Edmonton. However, league documents indicate that Claudel was listed as a relief pitcher, not a first baseman. This has riled some executives around the BBA, with some claiming that the Talons tried to 'sneak' Claudel through waivers at a different position than his natural one. This would reduce the players 'star rating' and make him appear much worse than he actually is at first glance. According to league sources, similar dealings were alleged during the previous Expansion Draft.

The Talons issued the following statement: "Due to a simple, totally accidental clerical error, first baseman Christophe Claudel was inadvertently listed at the wrong position in his league paperwork. We are assuring the BBA that the responsible party will be severely reprimanded and given a three week vacation as punishment for this unfortunate error. We regret any inconvenience this innocent mistake has caused Mr. Claudel and his family during this unfortunate circumstance."

Team platitudes aside, one thing is for sure: Talons players on the waiver wire will surely be scrutinized for evidence of shenanigans from now on!
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