Phoenix, AZ--
Today the Talons announced that they have dismissed the media intern that was responsible for the confusion stemming from today's press release.
A front office official elaborated. "As is common in journalism, there were two press releases prepared for either eventuality regarding our pursuit of free agent BBA pitcher Lawrence Columbus LaLoosh. One to be released if we were to sign him, another to be released if he had signed elsewhere. Unfortunately, the wrong one was inadvertently disseminated to media outlets, and we regret the error."
"I mean really, it's not that big of a deal," he continued. "Writers do this all the time. How else do you think these stories come out so quickly after a big event? Journalists have this stuff in their back pocket so they can be ready for whatever happens. Believe me, there are all sorts of celebrity obituaries pre-written and ready to be blasted out. Trust me, the minute that Mr. T, Betty White, or William Shatner dies, there will be like 100 obits and career retrospectives on the news wires instantaneously."
2037-04: Talons Announce Dismissal of Media Intern
Moderator: jiminyhopkins
- jiminyhopkins
- BBA GM
- Posts: 3515
- Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:33 pm
- Location: OH
- Has thanked: 303 times
- Been thanked: 934 times
2037-04: Talons Announce Dismissal of Media Intern
GM, 2051, 2053, and 2058 JL WILDCARD Phoenix Talons (2029-??), BBA
CARETAKER GM, 2053 GBC CHAMPION Tokyo Pearls (2053 - 2058)
GM, THE GREATEST MINOR LEAGUE TEAM OF ALL TIME Toledo Liberty
Vic Caleca Team News Award Winner: 2051, 2054, 2057
CARETAKER GM, 2053 GBC CHAMPION Tokyo Pearls (2053 - 2058)
GM, THE GREATEST MINOR LEAGUE TEAM OF ALL TIME Toledo Liberty
Vic Caleca Team News Award Winner: 2051, 2054, 2057
- RonCo
- GB: JL Frontier Division Director
- Posts: 19981
- Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:48 pm
- Has thanked: 2012 times
- Been thanked: 2982 times
- bcslouck
- BBA GM
- Posts: 3137
- Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:09 am
- Location: Millersville, MD
- Has thanked: 356 times
- Been thanked: 292 times
Re: 2037-04: Talons Announce Dismissal of Media Intern
If they haven't died yet, I'd be super impressed.jiminyhopkins wrote: ↑Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:56 pmTrust me, the minute that Mr. T, Betty White, or William Shatner dies, there will be like 100 obits and career retrospectives on the news wires instantaneously.
Brandon Slouck
Rocky Mountain Oysters (2058 - present)
Cairo Pharaohs (2057)
Charm City Jimmies (2029 - 2049)
Paris Patriots (2028)
Rocky Mountain Oysters (2058 - present)
Cairo Pharaohs (2057)
Charm City Jimmies (2029 - 2049)
Paris Patriots (2028)
- bcslouck
- BBA GM
- Posts: 3137
- Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:09 am
- Location: Millersville, MD
- Has thanked: 356 times
- Been thanked: 292 times
Re: 2037-04: Talons Announce Dismissal of Media Intern
And you really are the most creative at getting your TN's in. I didn't see the other 2 with the press release and updated one before reading this. Really good stuff.
Brandon Slouck
Rocky Mountain Oysters (2058 - present)
Cairo Pharaohs (2057)
Charm City Jimmies (2029 - 2049)
Paris Patriots (2028)
Rocky Mountain Oysters (2058 - present)
Cairo Pharaohs (2057)
Charm City Jimmies (2029 - 2049)
Paris Patriots (2028)
-
- Ex-GM
- Posts: 3317
- Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:36 pm
- Location: South Riding, VA
- Has thanked: 728 times
- Been thanked: 485 times
Re: 2037-04: Talons Announce Dismissal of Media Intern
Good stuff.
Brett "The Brain" Golden
GM: Nashville Goats 2034-2039 (The Plan® was working when I left!)
GM: Charlotte Cougars 2040-2052
GM: Rocky Mountain Oysters 2053-2057
2056 BBA Champions!
"Tonight, we take over the world!"
-- The Brain
GM: Nashville Goats 2034-2039 (The Plan® was working when I left!)
GM: Charlotte Cougars 2040-2052
GM: Rocky Mountain Oysters 2053-2057
2056 BBA Champions!
"Tonight, we take over the world!"
-- The Brain
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests