Your Mom is a 5'5" 200lb designated hitter from Gary, Indiana. Your Mom was born on November 29th, 2032. Your Mom was acquired by the Talons in the 2051 Ammy Draft as the 18th pick in round 1, earning a bonus of $2,450,000. In Your Mom's 8th season in the BBA, Your Mom recorded an .866 OPS with 20 home runs and 64 RBI. You Mom is one of the most popular players on the team, with jersey sales trailing only those of Jodie Hanna.
Talons scouting directir Schytt E. Pyck says: "Drafts are shitty, and we hate them. But in this particular draft, we got exactly the player we wanted. Fan interest, merch sales, and tons of TN content have been the result of Your Mom joining the team. Your Mom is looking even better these days, as we have noticed that Your Mom has lost a little weight."
Go Talons.
