Twin Cities River Monsters' Terribly Named and Too Hard to Type News Blog for Baseball Stories 2045.10

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TCRMTNTHTTNBBS #10
Thurs Nov 29th, 2045
Recalci T. M. Thrope


I think the best part of this whole exercise is learning that copying and pasting counts as original content, as long as it's not copied and pasted from within the game. This is the eighth one of these posts.

Wait, I better hit enter so I can say that this is a separate paragraph. It says pretty clearly in the constitution that a single sentence is not a paragraph, so I typed two here. I changed this paragraph last time so I'm probably good.

Hmm, I should go back up to that first "paragraph" and make it so that I can conveniently change a few words so it's not exact copy and paste. I've been changing the second paragraph recently, so next time I'll add some baseball stuff to this one. This is a sentence about baseball because I said BBA in it.

And so, on to the part where I run through lists of things and change very little.

I wasn't sure trading for Kevin Morales would work, but he's held up so far. He has a 3.81 ERA in 85.0 innings with a 10-3 record in 16 starts.

Okay, eight down. Now that I'm not jumping back and forth between hitters and pitchers, this should go faster.