Twin Cities River Monsters' Terribly Named and Too Hard to Type News Blog for Baseball Stories 2045.9

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TCRMTNTHTTNBBS #9
Thurs Nov 29th, 2045
Recalci T. M. Thrope


You know, the problem with these kind of peices is that they are so derivative. Inevitably the person being "copied" takes offense. That's not realyl the intent. It's more that there seems to be a misunderstanding of what is acceptable as a team news and the powers that be don't seem to feel the need to clarify anything or adhere to the stated rules. This is the seventh one of these posts.

Wait, I better hit enter so I can say that this is a separate paragraph. It says pretty clearly in the constitution that a single sentence is not a paragraph, so I typed two here. I haven't changed this one for awhile. The next player I'm going to talk about has been pretty surprising this year.

Hmm, I should go back up to that first "paragraph" and make it so that I can conveniently change a few words so it's not exact copy and paste. I should probably change the second paragraph, or this one more. This is a sentence about baseball because I said BBA in it.

And so, on to the part where I run through lists of things and change very little.

Hao Kun was a backup plan after the guy I really wanted in free agency got too expensive. He has a 4.91 FIP and a 3.18 ERA. I hope that keeps up. It probably won't. I earning all sorts of negative karma right now.


Okay, seven down.