Twin Cities River Monsters' Terribly Named and Too Hard to Type News Blog for Baseball Stories 2045.6

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TCRMTNTHTTNBBS #6
Thurs Nov 29th, 2045
Recalci T. M. Thrope


Wow, this is a cray easy way to meet my article minimums Offie. This is the fourth one of these posts.

Wait, I better hit enter so I can say that this is a separate paragraph. It says pretty clearly in the constitution that a single sentence is not a paragraph, so I typed two here. I wonder if that next one has enough words?

Hmm, I should go back up to that first "paragraph" and make it so that I can conveniently change a few words so it's not exact copy then paste. Doing a good job changing the first paragraph. This is a sentence about baseball because I said BBA in it. It also sucks ass when you have a player get hurt after giving him a big contract.

And so, on to the part where I run through lists of things and change very little.

Still waiting on Carlos Rodriguez to matter. We payed a lot to get him, and it's not working out so far. He missed some time due to injury, and seemed like he was rounding into shape, but has been pretty mediocre the last couple starts. 5 innings and 3 runs allowed each time.

He hasn't helped the offense much this year. He's a pitcher and they don't do that. He got cold in June like everyone else. Been better recently though.

Okay, four down, or is that five, down. Four I think. How many players are in my organization?