Twin Cities River Monsters' Terribly Named and Too Hard to Type News Blog for Baseball Stories 2045.4

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TCRMTNTHTTNBBS #4
Thurs Nov 29th, 2045
Recalci T. M. Thrope


Can you believe this shit? That asshat Offie told me I should be writing more. My work has been exemplary. But I guess only volume counts. This is the second one of these posts.

Wait, I better hit enter so I can say that this is a separate paragraph. It says pretty clearly in the constitution that a single sentence is not a paragraph, so I typed two here. I wonder if that next one has enough words?

Hmm, I should go back up to that first "paragraph" and make it so that I can conveniently change a few words so it's not exact copy paste. There, fixed it. This is a sentence about baseball because I said BBA in it.

And so, on to the part where I run through lists of things and change very little.

Chip Puckett has not been worth it. He plays shortstop. We payed a lot to get him, and it's not working out so far. He's .245/.298/.337 this year. His defense is pretty good at least

He hasn't helped the offense much this year. It kind of sucks even more right now though. He got cold in June like everyone else. Been better recently though.

Okay, two down. How many players are in my organization?

Oh well, if I get bored, I can move on to individual games or game recaps or something. I think I changed 20 or so words, so that should be good.