Twin Cities River Monsters' Terribly Named and Too Hard to Type News Blog for Baseball Stories 2045.3

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TCRMTNTHTTNBBS #3
Thurs Nov 29th, 2045
Recalci T. M. Thrope


Can you believe this shit? That asshat Offie told me I should be writing more. My work has been exemplary. But I guess only volume counts. This is the first one of these posts.

Wait, I better hit enter so I can say that this is a separate paragraph. It says pretty clearly in the constitution that a single sentence is not a paragraph, so I typed two here.

Hmm, I should go back up to that first "paragraph" and make it so that I can conveniently change a few words so it's not exact copy paste. There, foxed it.

And so, on to the part where I run through lists of things and change very little.

I like Alex Ramirez. He plays third base. We payed a lot to get him, but it's working out so far. He's .294/.368/.539 this year. His defense is pretty good, too.

He's been a big part of the offense this year. It kind of sucks right now though. He got cold in June like everyone else. Been better recently though.

Okay, one down. How many players are in my organization?

Oh well, if I get bored, I can move on to individual games or game recaps or something. Solid work, there should be about 15-30 words in here I can change when I copy and paste this for the next team news.