Hardcore band 3 Finger Rum Punch pens anthem for 2060 River Monsters Pitchers.
While other teams are rummaging around, checking locks and doing the same tired old team previews about their own team, The Twin Cities River Monsters continue to stay on the cusp of current trends and have enlisted Hardcore band 3 Finger Rum Punch to write an anthem previewing our projected opening day pitching staff. So here it is... 2:43 seconds of impactful team news that will not be passed by or quickly forgotten.
[Verse 1]
SP Bernie Stuart on the mound, striking batters with a sound
SP Jerry Stone fierce and brave, dominance he'll engrave
SP Erik Brooks brings the heat, making sure opponents meet
SP Antonio Ramirez with the pitch, unstoppable in a glitch
SP Will Ritter on the field, his talent will yield
Unified as one, the River Monsters shine
[Chorus]
The 2060 roster, strong and true
Ready to compete, nothing they can't do
Together they stand, brothers in arms
Fighting for victory, sounding the alarms
[Verse 2]
Stopper Luis Gonzalez in control, making sure the game takes no toll
Set up David Prigant with a plan, executing it like a fan
Set up Pedro Rosales ready to go, striking out each blow
Long man Toku Yamashita with the length, showing his strength
Middle relief Jose Martinez with the save, giving all he gave
Middle relief Jose Hernandez, never a bend
Specialist Padmanaban, the final man
Injured but not forgotten, Yoshi Takuda and Peter Fuller
[Chorus]
The 2060 roster, strong and true
Ready to compete, nothing they can't do
Together they stand, brothers in arms
Fighting for victory, sounding the alarms
[Chorus]
The 2060 roster, strong and true
Ready to compete, nothing they can't do
Together they stand, brothers in arms
Fighting for victory, sounding the alarms
***My dumb ass forgot Ruben Flores. But I like the song too much to redo it***
