Warehouse Wire 2046.03 - I have no idea what to write about. So.. Bill Constable?
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Warehouse Wire 2046.03 - I have no idea what to write about. So.. Bill Constable?
Yes yes. It's another article about phenom Bill Constable.
The current BBA leader of all the Triple Crown stats. That includes leading the league in K's, a feat he was given +7500 odds by the BBA Sportsbook. The Johnson League Leader in innings pitched at 160, something nobody would of guessed. The same guy also surprisingly walking less than 2 batters per 9 innings. Yep. Just give him the Nebraska now, something he had a strong case for last year.
After a "rough" July, he's gotten back to form in August, pitching a 0.75 ERA in 2 starts over 12 innings. He's struck out 18 in those 12 innings. So yeah. He's heating back up. And the Jimmies have started to get going again too. The team's worst month was also in July, as they went 12-14. So far in August, they've gone 5-3, part of a stretch where the team has won 10 of their last 14.
Currently, the Jimmies sit in the 3rd Wild Card spot, 1 game up on Jacksonville and 5 back of Montreal and Charlotte. For the division, they're 8.5 back of Rockville, a team that's blistering since the All-Star break. But the team's been more games back with less to play. A not long ago. In 2043, with a lot of the same roster, the team sat 10 games back of the division on August 21st. That team went on an incredible run to force a 3 way tie for the division and come out on top. Do you know who that team didn't have?
I'm sure I don't need to give you the answer at this point.
The current BBA leader of all the Triple Crown stats. That includes leading the league in K's, a feat he was given +7500 odds by the BBA Sportsbook. The Johnson League Leader in innings pitched at 160, something nobody would of guessed. The same guy also surprisingly walking less than 2 batters per 9 innings. Yep. Just give him the Nebraska now, something he had a strong case for last year.
After a "rough" July, he's gotten back to form in August, pitching a 0.75 ERA in 2 starts over 12 innings. He's struck out 18 in those 12 innings. So yeah. He's heating back up. And the Jimmies have started to get going again too. The team's worst month was also in July, as they went 12-14. So far in August, they've gone 5-3, part of a stretch where the team has won 10 of their last 14.
Currently, the Jimmies sit in the 3rd Wild Card spot, 1 game up on Jacksonville and 5 back of Montreal and Charlotte. For the division, they're 8.5 back of Rockville, a team that's blistering since the All-Star break. But the team's been more games back with less to play. A not long ago. In 2043, with a lot of the same roster, the team sat 10 games back of the division on August 21st. That team went on an incredible run to force a 3 way tie for the division and come out on top. Do you know who that team didn't have?
I'm sure I don't need to give you the answer at this point.
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Re: Warehouse Wire 2046.03 - I have no idea what to write about. So.. Bill Constable?
Here's a rule of thumb. Bill Constable will always be good to write about.
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Re: Warehouse Wire 2046.03 - I have no idea what to write about. So.. Bill Constable?
I just can’t believe your entire organization consists of one guy? Nobody else is worth anything?
Just think what they’re all thinking in the locker room? Busy on the phone to their agent “hey! Get me outta there, this Slouck guy is killing us, all he thinks about is Constable. The rest of us might as well not be here, I need to feel valued again”
Look again, you’ve got a whole organization full of good, bad and indifferent players who are just craving to get their story written
Just think what they’re all thinking in the locker room? Busy on the phone to their agent “hey! Get me outta there, this Slouck guy is killing us, all he thinks about is Constable. The rest of us might as well not be here, I need to feel valued again”
Look again, you’ve got a whole organization full of good, bad and indifferent players who are just craving to get their story written
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Re: Warehouse Wire 2046.03 - I have no idea what to write about. So.. Bill Constable?
Nigel’s right. Trade that cancerous player to a shitty team like Nashville and make the other 26 players happy.Fat Nige wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 7:09 pmI just can’t believe your entire organization consists of one guy? Nobody else is worth anything?
Just think what they’re all thinking in the locker room? Busy on the phone to their agent “hey! Get me outta there, this Slouck guy is killing us, all he thinks about is Constable. The rest of us might as well not be here, I need to feel valued again”
Look again, you’ve got a whole organization full of good, bad and indifferent players who are just craving to get their story written
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Re: Warehouse Wire 2046.03 - I have no idea what to write about. So.. Bill Constable?
I write what I write.Fat Nige wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 7:09 pmI just can’t believe your entire organization consists of one guy? Nobody else is worth anything?
Just think what they’re all thinking in the locker room? Busy on the phone to their agent “hey! Get me outta there, this Slouck guy is killing us, all he thinks about is Constable. The rest of us might as well not be here, I need to feel valued again”
Look again, you’ve got a whole organization full of good, bad and indifferent players who are just craving to get their story written
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Re: Warehouse Wire 2046.03 - I have no idea what to write about. So.. Bill Constable?
Proof that it's always good to write about Bill Constable.
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