Warehouse Wire 2041.07: 2041 Haiku's

[bcslouck]

Pitching
Pitching did struggle
Even though WAR is solid
Better luck next year?

Offense
Offense was solid
But offense league wide improved
So we ranked lower.

Lara
No sophomore slump
Another Puckett for him
Number one catcher.

Guillén
Really good hitter
Needs to improve his defense
Future is bright though.

Nevárez
What the hell happened?
Was supposed to be our ace
Terrible season.

2042 Outlook
Team's still talented
Young with plenty of promise
Playoff berth or bust

[RonCo]

Awesome strings of words
Call out for more success and
Perhaps a title.

[jiminyhopkins]

As the inventor of Haiku Team News, I can appreciate this.