Fresh Fur: CF Chuck Dickens (Hoppy Endings, pre FA Sim 4) [PP:2058.03]
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:37 am
With the ink now dry on Chuck Dickens’ new $1.9 one-year deal with Edmonton, Jackrabbits was prolific in his comments and gave great detail in his synopsis of the Dickens and the agreement.
“Dan Flores did a great job for us in center field, but at age 40 with his defensive range starting to wane, we heard The Chimes. Thus the switch-hitting Dickens caught our eye and he will fill a short-term need at center field until some of our minor league prospects show more growth. Dickens loves the BBA so much he wants the experience of playing for many teams and this will be his seventh different once since 2050. Chuck’s reputation is such around the league that I and other GM’s consider him Our Mutual Friend. Nobody’s Story is quite like Dickens – drafter to the US Army for four seasons then drafted to the San Fernando in the first round. The Bears had Great Expectations for Dickens and he lived up to them, authoring a .281 average in over 600 games with them. But in 2048 he lost playing time, only managing 122 plate appearances. Such is The Battle Of Life. So Dickens signed with GBC Mumbai and went on to have arguably his best season in 2050. But the Metro Stars lost the plot and let him walk. Thus began his nomad journey through the BBA, with each stop promising a bright future but then delivering an Oliver Twist and ending the season with Hard Times. So he begins a new chapter with Edmonton and we do hope he’ll consider staying, but we do recognize Chuck’s nature to reach the end of the season seeing a Bleak House and moving to his next fine work like the nomad he is. The clubhouse won’t like it when he sings A Christmas Carol in the middle of August which he is want to do All The Year Round. He is a Captain but that’s what happens when you’re in the Army and you can’t take the title way. Chuck always takes things so literarily. But his teammates do put up with him because he's an open book and has the write stuff."
“Dan Flores did a great job for us in center field, but at age 40 with his defensive range starting to wane, we heard The Chimes. Thus the switch-hitting Dickens caught our eye and he will fill a short-term need at center field until some of our minor league prospects show more growth. Dickens loves the BBA so much he wants the experience of playing for many teams and this will be his seventh different once since 2050. Chuck’s reputation is such around the league that I and other GM’s consider him Our Mutual Friend. Nobody’s Story is quite like Dickens – drafter to the US Army for four seasons then drafted to the San Fernando in the first round. The Bears had Great Expectations for Dickens and he lived up to them, authoring a .281 average in over 600 games with them. But in 2048 he lost playing time, only managing 122 plate appearances. Such is The Battle Of Life. So Dickens signed with GBC Mumbai and went on to have arguably his best season in 2050. But the Metro Stars lost the plot and let him walk. Thus began his nomad journey through the BBA, with each stop promising a bright future but then delivering an Oliver Twist and ending the season with Hard Times. So he begins a new chapter with Edmonton and we do hope he’ll consider staying, but we do recognize Chuck’s nature to reach the end of the season seeing a Bleak House and moving to his next fine work like the nomad he is. The clubhouse won’t like it when he sings A Christmas Carol in the middle of August which he is want to do All The Year Round. He is a Captain but that’s what happens when you’re in the Army and you can’t take the title way. Chuck always takes things so literarily. But his teammates do put up with him because he's an open book and has the write stuff."