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Rabbit Stew 48.04: Descendent of the Father of Our Country is Opening Eyes at ST

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:34 pm
by tylertoo
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Edmonton, March 18, 2048 -- I cannot tell a lie, but George Washington looks pretty good in spring training.

The 23-year old Washington, a direct descendant the more famous George, is now starting for the Jackrabbits in spring training so that coaches can get a good look at him. And what they see so far, they like. Washington in 14 games is hitting .304 and looks quite comfortable at the plate.

Washington was a first round draft pick, and the third pick overall, by the Jacksonville Hurricanes in 2044. Two years later the Hurricanes traded him to Edmonton along with other prospects for SP Jose Martinez. Edmonton GM Mike Dunn added Washington to the 40-man roster a few months ago, to protect him during the Rule 5 draft, and subsequently the youngster was invited to spring training. "I was thrilled," said George. "It's an honor to serve."

George spent time in the off-season chopping down cherry trees, which seems to have helped with his swing. "We like a lot about George, and we're pleased to see his unique winter regimen has paid off," said Jackrabbits manager Juan Carlos Gonzalez.

Washington stands no chance of staying with the club when the season opens, since Edmonton signed not one but two high priced free agent first basemen, Cesar Feliciana and Antonio Gonzalez, who will share duties at the corner as well as DH.

Instead, George is likely to start the season at AAA, where coaches are hoping he will work on his defense at first. "That area needs a lot of improvement," Manager Gonzalez added.

Not everyone was excited about Washington's spring training showing thus far. When reached for comment, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, the original George, simply passed the buck:

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Re: Rabbit Stew 48.04: Descent of the Father of Our Country is Opening Eyes at ST

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 10:15 pm
by recte44
I cannot tell a lie…he looks pretty good.

Re: Rabbit Stew 48.04: Descent of the Father of Our Country is Opening Eyes at ST

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:08 am
by woods
I have John Adams in my system, and I know Valencia has a guy named Thomas Jefferson. We've got to get them together sometime in their careers.

Re: Rabbit Stew 48.04: Descent of the Father of Our Country is Opening Eyes at ST

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:32 am
by tylertoo
woods wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:08 am
I have John Adams in my system, and I know Valencia has a guy named Thomas Jefferson. We've got to get them together sometime in their careers.
Maybe at a future All-Star game....

Re: Rabbit Stew 48.04: Descendent of the Father of Our Country is Opening Eyes at ST

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:21 am
by mragland
George Washington had no children of his own. Martha did, by a previous marriage.

Re: Rabbit Stew 48.04: Descendent of the Father of Our Country is Opening Eyes at ST

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 2:10 pm
by Dington
mragland wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:21 am
George Washington had no children of his own. Martha did, by a previous marriage.
That's actually really interesting. Never knew that.

Re: Rabbit Stew 48.04: Descendent of the Father of Our Country is Opening Eyes at ST

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:00 pm
by tylertoo
mragland wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:21 am
George Washington had no children of his own. Martha did, by a previous marriage.
Never let the facts get in the way of a Team News item.