42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

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42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by crobillard » Tue May 05, 2020 10:50 am

View digizine named their first Sexiest Ballman earlier today. The new annual series has all the opinionated women from The View digizine discussing their favorite attractive sports ball men. The ladies were giddy discussing David Katzenbogen suggesting he got his nickname, Bazooka, not just because of his strong arm. The very mature women then demonstrated many sexually suggestive hand motions that we will choose not to elaborate on further. Katzenbogen has been playing much more this season for the Edmonton Jackrabbits hoping to finally secure a consistent starting spot. Contrary to what the women of The View think, Katzenbogen is not as good at swinging the stick as he is at catching the balls.

Some other finalists included Jacksonville's Jose 'El Guapo' Zuniga, Jose 'Heartthrob' Leyva of the Crawdads and Girolamo 'The Italian Stallion' L'Archibudelli of Las Vegas. One of the women exclaimed excitedly that she thought Zuniga's power came from his prowess in the bedroom. 23 year old Leyva was the favorite of Whoopi Goldberg who is hosting the show for the 80th year. The ladies also agreed that L'Archibudelli's .400+ batting average must mean that he would only produce triplets as his sperm was so strong apparently. Science.

The show poked fun at Long Beach Surfers' Gualtiero 'Tadpole' Crisci and Edmonton's Jose 'Slinky' Salas comparing their nicknames to their penis size and sexual competency.

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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by usnspecialist » Tue May 05, 2020 10:54 am

ahh yes, the arm. The most important part of a male to be considered "big".
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by shoeless.db » Tue May 05, 2020 11:44 am

The View must not have any adventurous ladies, since Quant "The Greek Freak" Kouros was left out of the conversation.
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by crobillard » Tue May 05, 2020 2:31 pm

shoeless.db wrote:
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The View must not have any adventurous ladies, since Quant "The Greek Freak" Kouros was left out of the conversation.
Yeah I had him on my list, but I couldn't write for as long as I wanted to. There's always next year. I guess your marketing isn't sexy enough for them.

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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by bcslouck » Tue May 05, 2020 2:37 pm

How do neither of the "Black Lightning"'s make the list? José Toledo? Jefferson Pierce?
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by bcslouck » Tue May 05, 2020 2:38 pm

Pedro "Deathblow" Ruiz may be too aggressive. :lol:
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by crobillard » Tue May 05, 2020 2:51 pm

lol I saw the Black Lightning duo. Girls like what they like I guess.

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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by jleddy » Tue May 05, 2020 6:27 pm

A shame that 6'7" Long "Ding Dong" Chamberlain III was ineligible due to being in AAA.
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by crobillard » Tue May 05, 2020 6:40 pm

jleddy wrote:
Tue May 05, 2020 6:27 pm
A shame that 6'7" Long "Ding Dong" Chamberlain III was ineligible due to being in AAA.
lolol I'm sure that was an oversight and the ladies forgot about him since he's not on TV as much.

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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by 7teen » Sun May 24, 2020 10:49 am

Damn... How'd I miss this?

I wonder if him and Kate ever hooked up during their Madison days.....
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by nerfHerder » Sun May 24, 2020 10:52 am

He's my creation, named after my favorite Joe as a kid. Nice story.
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by crobillard » Sun May 24, 2020 12:20 pm

7teen wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 10:49 am
Damn... How'd I miss this?

I wonder if him and Kate ever hooked up during their Madison days.....
I’m sure they will never tell. The bazooka and the bazongas...nope. The world can’t handle the power of that relationship.

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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by jleddy » Sun May 24, 2020 3:42 pm

nerfHerder wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 10:52 am
He's my creation, named after my favorite Joe as a kid. Nice story.
That's awesome.
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Re: 42.20 David Katzenbogen - BBA's Sexiest Ballman

Post by DugoutDesperado » Tue May 26, 2020 6:13 am

I missed this the first time around. If Zuniga sees this and starts thinking about the girls from the view when he is at the plate, he may not be able to ever look at a curve ball the same way again.

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