42.xx2 69 Buzzfeed-esque Edmonton Jackrabbits Topics

[crobillard]

Earlier today on Slack some very short conversation inspired me to attempt to approach three digits in my TNs this year. In my efforts to get to 100 TNs this season, I am turning to Buzzfeed and TMZ-esque lists and topics. I may update this with links in the future. I hope I get PPs for this because despite it's lack of creativity I probably worked longer on this than any prior TN I wrote. Some upcoming posts you may see include:

15 Worst Injuries in Edmonton and Where are They Now?
Which of the Jackrabbits Look Like They Have The Hottest Wives?
12 Shocking Comebacks in Edmonton History
Steven Collins III Reveals His Kinkiest Moments in the Bedroom
Which Jackrabbits Player Was Almost a Child Movie Star?
Quiz - Which Edmonton Player Are You?
Steven Collins III Finally Tells All about Famous Hidden Ball Trick in 2038 Landis Series
5 Unanswered Questions Leading Up To Jackrabbits 2042 Season
Heartthrob Pedro Huerta Reveals his Worst First Date Stories
What is Jackrabbits Manager Juan Carlos Gonzales' Snack of Choice in the Dugout?
Jackrabbits Play at John Ducey Park. Who the Fuck is John Ducey?
Secret Video from 2030 Reveals Bobby Lynch Did Something Inappropriate
This is How Bench Coach Will Myers Lost His Legs
How GM Chris Robillard Spends His Valentines Day
7 Players in the Jackrabbits Organization With Famous Ancestry
25 of the Worst(Best) Names in the Jackrabbits Organization
Edmonton Bachelorette Show - Which Edmonton Players Will Be In It?
6 Strangest Moments in Jackrabbits History
Was Eric Fabre inebriated during the 2041 Landis series?
Mauro Flores - Real or Toupee?
Which Jackrabbits player spent time in prison?
Jorge Huerta and his inconsistent opinion on gun control
3 Strange Connections the Jackrabbits have with Disney
Jackrabbits Rookies Share Their Most Awkward High School Moment
How the Jackrabbits Really Won the 2041 Landis
Jubal Troop Reads Mean Tweets
How would you handle these famous Jackrabbits coaching decisions?
The Coronavirus and your 2042 Jackrabbits team
Don't even think about calling yourself a Jackrabbits fan unless you can score and 8/10 on this quiz
Is Dusty Rhodes running for a political office in Edmonton after he retires?
What songs does Jose Salas play in the locker room before a game?
Read The Powerful Statements Asst GM Joshua Cronshaw Gave to Congress
In The Hole series written by Pepe Espinosa
Finding the Sweet Spot with Carlomaria Donadoni
Touch 'Em All with Robert Menzies
How Edmonton is Handling Increased Exposure From The Jackrabbits Landis Wins
The City of Red Deer - Smack Dab in the Middle of Two Warring Fan Bases
Girl in Crowd Asks Carlomaria to Marry Her and This Happened
David Katzenbogen - Edmonton's Sexiest Man Alive
We Went Diamond Mining with Eric Fabre and We Found This
Let's Play Wayne Gretzky or Bobby Lynch
The Time Jubal Troop Wore a Hazmat Suit to the Ballpark
EDM Trainer Jim Stewart Details How He Keeps Players Healthy
Mons Raider Tells All in How He Convinced Madison to Pay His Salary
Why Does Wilson Villanuela Only Work Out One Arm?
Most Embarrassing Facts About Each Person on the Jackrabbits Roster
Mauro Flores Tells Us About His First Time
Edmonton is Larger than the Country Cyprus. Vicente Ventura Says Size Doesn't Matter.
Coach and HOFer Atsumori Maeda and his Retro Video Game Addiction
Mauro Flores Only Eats McDonalds
Does Miguel Deleon Take Illegal Narcotics to Help Him Steal Bases?
Vlogstar with Robert Menzies
Ryosei Akahori and His Start in the 2041 Landis Series
Juan Carlos Gonzales Most Puzzling Decisions
Chandler Hall Has a Severe Medical Condition and He May Lose His Throwing Arm Someday
Jackrabbits GM Robillard on Mons Acquisition in 2040: "We're Going to Build The Best Team and We're Going to Make Madison Pay For It"
Who Should Join a Jackrabbits HOF?
Raider Recovery From Kneecap Surgery - How he passed the time
How Chandler Hall Got the Nickname "Cats"
Rodrigo Gallegos and Why He Chooses to be Homeless
45 Million Reasons Why Edmonton Should Keep Mons Raider
45 Million Reasons Why Edmonton Should Not Keep Mons Raider
Amos Swallows and His Daddy Issues
Atsumori Maeda Talks About Why He Let Jackrabbits Top Prospect Amos Swallows Throw 152 Pitches In His Fourth Start In The Organization
Famous Amos and the Day His World Changed
Mauro Flores and Amos Swallows Bar Fight
Does the Edmonton Bench Coach Will Myers Have Super Powers?
Owner Juan Rivera Wants To Sell The Team Because He Is Afraid of This
We Investigate Whether Drake League Lima Second Baseman Gerry Robilliard Was Only Signed Because His Name Was Similar to Jackrabbits GM Chris Robillard.

Which ones are your favorite? Let me mooch off of your creativity. What do you want me to write about? Come up with any ridiculous topic. Make up shit. Is Steven Collins an Alien? Has GM Chris Robillard never been seen in public? If Edmonton resigns Raider, will they use monopoly money or force Madison to pay for him again? Should I hunt down BBA's next best player in Saskatchewan? Should I revisit my old hunting grounds in Nova Scotia and find out what Halifax looks like today?

Whatever you come up with, I'll type words about it that probably wont make sense.

[Fat Nige]

Is it true that Robillard owns London Railway station Edmonton Green and forces all it’s staff to dress in a green version of the Jackrabbit’s uniforms?

[crobillard]

Is it true that Robillard owns London Railway station Edmonton Green and forces all it’s staff to dress in a green version of the Jackrabbit’s uniforms?

lul love it

[RonCo]

I'm hooked

[jleddy]

Holy hell, this is pure gold! Even if you get to just two or three of those, I'll be tickled pink. Well, except for "How the Jackrabbits Really Won the 2041 Landis"...no one really gives a shit.

Some posts I'd love to see covered:

*Handlebars and Barbells: A Day In The Life of Team Trainer Jim Stewart
*Why PETA Asked Edmonton to Take Down Stadium Marquee That Read "Jackrabbits Off On Monday"
*Just the Halifax, M'am: An Exposé on Why Robillard Left Town
*Does Steven Collins III Really Put His Pants On One Leg At A Time Like The Rest Of Us?
*100 Things To Buy In a Year for $15 Million
*Carlomaria Donadoni Plays "F--k, Marry, Kill"
*Ignacio Castaneda Reads Original Poetry by Shoeless
*Mark Larkin: Worst Manager Ever or Worst Person Ever?

[crobillard]

Holy hell, this is pure gold! Even if you get to just two or three of those, I'll be tickled pink. Well, except for "How the Jackrabbits Really Won the 2041 Landis"...no one really gives a shit.

Some posts I'd love to see covered:

*Handlebars and Barbells: A Day In The Life of Team Trainer Jim Stewart
*Why PETA Asked Edmonton to Take Down Stadium Marquee That Read "Jackrabbits Off On Monday"
*Just the Halifax, M'am: An Exposé on Why Robillard Left Town
*Does Steven Collins III Really Put His Pants On One Leg At A Time Like The Rest Of Us?
*100 Things To Buy In a Year for $15 Million
*Carlomaria Donadoni Plays "F--k, Marry, Kill"
*Ignacio Castaneda Reads Original Poetry by Shoeless
*Mark Larkin: Worst Manager Ever or Worst Person Ever?

Omggggg I love these so much! This kind of stuff gets me really excited to write. I want to get on these ASAP.

[shoeless.db]

Yes to this.

More --
*All Roads lead to Rhodes: Why a Mons for Rhodes Deal Makes Sense
*Unicorns Cause Robillard To Threaten Bodily Injury to This Competing GM

[crobillard]

Yes to this.

More --
*All Roads lead to Rhodes: Why a Mons for Rhodes Deal Makes Sense
*Unicorns Cause Robillard To Threaten Bodily Injury to This Competing GM

lol amazing. I will absolutely do these.