2057 Las Vegas
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:34 pm

The Hustlers are once again in a fallow period, with three straight seasons of no October baseball, though only one season where they lost more than they won, so lets not get too misty-eyed. This team's rock-bottom doesn't seem all that rocky, or bottomy. Recent history suggests they might be in for another sub-par year before cranking the win machine back up again. The Las Vegas offseason, though, implies that the club is not content with that timetable. This looks like a club that intends to compete. Preseason predictions seem to agree, as they have the Hustlers pegged as the only one-hundred game winner in the league and coasting to a division title.

While Grün is most likely now the best hitter on the team, the Hustlers' second best hitter might be their young designated hitter. You might not have heard of him, given the communications office's all Rudge all the time hype machine, but Las Vegas has a really good designated hitter in Chris Hall, at least most of the time. Granted, Hall can't hit lefties, like, at all, but when he's hitting against right-handed opposition, he rakes to the tune of a 143 wRC+ (Grün has a 146, and can hit lefties at least a little bit). The big (6'7” - 200 lbs), twenty-one year-old Texan should be a fixture in the middle of the Hustlers lineup for quite some time, and may help form the nucleus of the next dynasty.
And, yes, Rudge can still hit against everybody, and bully for him, but his days of starting 130+ games a season may at long last be over as age belatedly catches up with him. It will be interesting to see if load management enters into the thinking of they who construct the lineups when it comes to Rudge, or would anyone dare to tell Rudge to take it easy this year? You want Rudge in your lineup, yes, but you especially want a healthy Rudge playing in the postseason.
Is Kenny Qasim really that good against left-handed pitching? Taking the under on a repeat of that .974 OPS (in 55 AB) verses LHP in 2056. How does a team have two guys named Qasim, who aren't related?
This is the sort of rotation that won't keep a front office executive up at night. The Nordic combo of Norwegian Einan and Dane Gimsing are a reliable duo. Payne and Brooks almost equally so, though the balky elbow of Brooks gives one but a moment's pause. Alexander had a good walk year in 2056, and has put up 30+ starts for three years running, though he hasn't historically reacted positively to changes of scenery.
An area of need that went largely unaddressed is the bullpen. Closer Todd Stone, whom the Hustlers picked up in late July from San Antonio, is very good. The rest of the group is undistinguished. Last year, the Hustlers bullpen was eleventh in the JL in ERA (4.51), but the team also tied for the most saves, with sixty (saves are a weird stat). Overall bullpen performance likely won't be significantly improved.
It's a good team. Is it 100 wins good, though? Are they that much better than the clubs likely to be chasing them? The Frontier looks like it just might be the division to watch, with boppers galore. Mexico City has added Adam (Walks are for Sissies) Backhouse to the heart of their lineup. Calgary added Resurrection (Hallelujah, He is Risen) Santos III to theirs. Phoenix picked up aging vets Klooster and Zalapa for one last ride, perhaps. I think it will be a tighter race than early predictions indicated, with Vegas tallying closer to 95 wins than 100.