Some old posts from leagues gone by...
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:35 pm
Matt is over at my house at the moment and i Pulled up some old posts and newsletters from our OLD OLD leagues...
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2000 12:06 AM
Subject: NACBA Newsletter Week 12/13---Part 2
"Franciscen HIV Positive"
LONDON, ENGLAND: Long BEach 3B Terry Franciscen, who was diagnosed
with HIV, the virus that leads to AIDS, explained himself today in his
retirement speech.
"It happened in spring training, when the Bishops were first
interested in me. I have always been a [retty handsome man, but ever
since I started hanging around with Jeff Kloes (owner of London), I
feel like, there's no woman on earth that wouldn't die to be with me.
You know, being so handsome and all. I should have become a model, or
an actor in California, and just laid all this cheap casual sex to
waste. Now I'm gonna die. Why is it a crime, that I'm so damn
handsome?"
Jeff Kloes said, while casually lighting a cigarette, "Well, you know,
Terry just needed to be more careful. He may be handsome, but not as
handsome as myself, and surely not as intelligent. I'm just peeved
because he never played a single game for London. He just gallvanted
around like some kind of playboy....well, I'll stop right there."
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2000 12:06 AM
Subject: NACBA Newsletter Week 12/13---Part 2
"Franciscen HIV Positive"
LONDON, ENGLAND: Long BEach 3B Terry Franciscen, who was diagnosed
with HIV, the virus that leads to AIDS, explained himself today in his
retirement speech.
"It happened in spring training, when the Bishops were first
interested in me. I have always been a [retty handsome man, but ever
since I started hanging around with Jeff Kloes (owner of London), I
feel like, there's no woman on earth that wouldn't die to be with me.
You know, being so handsome and all. I should have become a model, or
an actor in California, and just laid all this cheap casual sex to
waste. Now I'm gonna die. Why is it a crime, that I'm so damn
handsome?"
Jeff Kloes said, while casually lighting a cigarette, "Well, you know,
Terry just needed to be more careful. He may be handsome, but not as
handsome as myself, and surely not as intelligent. I'm just peeved
because he never played a single game for London. He just gallvanted
around like some kind of playboy....well, I'll stop right there."