62.059 | Bikini Sells Cox for $1

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62.059 | Bikini Sells Cox for $1

Post by RonCo » Fri Mar 28, 2025 11:23 pm

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August 28, 2062 | Marshall Islands: In a move that most think signals that the Bikini Krill are considering a position in the Sill Postseason Exhibition Tournament is out of reach, the team announced that they have sent their Cox to Vancouver in return for $1. To make matters "worse" the team will agree to pay half of Cox's remaining contractor, technically half of their half, since Charlotte was already paying the first 50% of his deal.

"I always hate to see any Cox leaving the clubhouse," said manger Kate Fiscus. "But this is a stiff business, and sometimes you have to let your Cox go."

So ends the big gamble that the Krill took by taking the centerfielder's contract from the Flyers to begin with. While still fielding at an above average level, Cox's bat was not up to the task, posting a .219/.247/.349 slash in 446 plate appearances. The veteran is expected to provide clubhouse leadership to a young Mountie team that is pressing on into the SPET. "I'm looking forward to getting a fourth ring," Cox was said to mutter as he cleared out his locker.

Given the prospect Ramon Sanz is currently on the Pasco minor league Injured list, no one is really sure who will fill Cox's position for the rest of the year. Some are suggesting that Glen Branham will be given a month to try out for the position in 2063, but the general thought is that this would be a bad idea. Of course, the fact that Cox had been starting all season suggests there may not be any good ideas at this point.

"We'll figure it out," Fiscus said.
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Re: 62.059 | Bikini Sells Cox for $1

Post by Krathan » Tue Apr 01, 2025 8:00 am

Three teams are paying that guy the rest of the season. Cox really gets around. I still don’t understand why he played slouch poor defense for me. He was at least good at that part of the game for you.
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Re: 62.059 | Bikini Sells Cox for $1

Post by Dington » Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:41 am

Your Mother would have cost a nickel, so $1 is a steal.
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Re: 62.059 | Bikini Sells Cox for $1

Post by Jwalk100 » Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:25 pm

All the Cox, all the time.
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Re: 62.059 | Bikini Sells Cox for $1

Post by Trebro » Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:52 pm

No Cox's bat is limp? For shame
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