GM: “Lets make this quick folks. I have appointments to keep. You don't want to keep those guys who run Moe Fugger waiting... Yes?”
Bustamante: “Ricky Bustamante here for El Universal. During last weeks press conference you made some seemingly inflammatory comments about Mexico City before walking away from the podium. Can you elaborate on that?”
GM: “Wait you are a reporter from Mexico City? What are you even doing in Vegas? I'm thinking this line of questioning isn't even appropriate for an offseason presser. I should be getting asked by local reporters about roster moves like calling up C Vicente Melendez straight from A ball to be our new backup catcher or how newly acquired prospects like Rodrigo Rios and Josh Malone are doing. All are doing well by the way.”
Bustamante: “So no comment about Mexico City? Have you interacted with the GM of the Aztecs Fred Holmes at all?”
GM: “Wow you guys are determined. You just had to bring him up didn't you. I understand that after the Nashville/Rectenberg trade snafu Mexico City is sort of involved after that trade they made but I have had no interaction with Holmes at all since becoming the GM of Vegas. Yes Soik?”
Soik: “You said you have not had any interaction with GM Fred Holmes since you came to Vegas. Is that to say you had interaction with him in your previous GM jobs?”
GM: “Unbelievable. Look I'm not here to dredge up the past. Just because the Aztecs knocked us out of the playoffs in 2027 in our only playoff matchup doesn't necessarily mean I'm holding some sort of grudge against Holmes. Yes?”
Goldie: “So what's your opinion of GM Fred Holmes?”
GM: “Holmes is a pickle smoocher. #shotsfired. You can quote me on that. Besides didn't the Aztecs get knocked out of the playoffs by last years Hustlers?”
Goldie: “Noted. I don't want to ask what you mean by pickle smoocher. Any plans to make anymore offseason trades?”
GM: “We have had some interaction with a few teams about a couple different players. Nothing concrete yet but I can promise you guys I'm leaving no stone unturned. It is my intention for the Hustlers to make the playoffs again in 2040. Now if you will excuse me I have a meeting to attend.”
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wait... a pickles moocher would just be a guy who comes to your house and eats all your pickles... I hate that guy.
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