He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Nori Knuckles Haiku

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He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Nori Knuckles Haiku

Post by FuzzyRawley » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:55 pm

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In today's edition of He Who Walks Behind the Rows, we have a Haiku from Nori "Knuckles" Yokoyama summarizing the 2043 season.


A reflection on the 2043 season, in Haiku.

OPS no good
Minus fifty-three ZR
Cannot pitch worth crap
:cool: They say it don't be like it is, but it do!

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Re: He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Nori Knuckles Haiku

Post by usnspecialist » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:22 pm

Shoeless you have poetry competition. The heartland beat us in the playoffs they can NOT beat us in poetry too.
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Post by shoeless.db » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:11 pm

Naaaah, the Heartland can have their Haikus. I prefer my poetry horrible.
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Re: He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Nori Knuckles Haiku

Post by Joshua Biddle » Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:34 pm

haha!
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