He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Williamson ain't poppin'.

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He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Williamson ain't poppin'.

Post by FuzzyRawley » Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:04 pm

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Kernels are about to pop off about Williamson!

Getting to the bottom of an extremely disappointing season is always hard, but some things are more obvious than others. In this case, the $12 million yearly salary for SS Alan Williamson who is providing below replacement value at the plate and could be replaced by a 12-year old in the field, is an obvious reason for this bad season.

The 29-year old New Yorker is strangely happy with his season, this is probably because he’s used a good portion of his multi-millions to by a property in the Bahamas and start a wholesale business. Asked if he thinks his attention is elsewhere other than the ball diamond, Williamson replied:

“Even Des Moinans don’t try to focus on the fact that they are in Des Moines. I’m just going with the flow.”

Word has it that this quickly got back to GM Webb who has quickly let it be known that Alan has earned a trip to trade block and he’s hoping he can get him to a better locale like Omaha or Edmonton.

Asked to follow up on this, Williamson asked: “Edmonton? That’s in the Caribbean, right?”
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Re: He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Williamson ain't poppin'.

Post by Fat Nige » Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:17 pm

I was about to offer you a dollar to post him to Wichita but then I noticed his -12.3 ZR. Yikes,
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Re: He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Williamson ain't poppin'.

Post by RonCo » Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:23 pm

He could probably be a decent RHB platoon 2B. But at $12M, you want more than a decent RHB platoon 2B. :)
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Re: He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Williamson ain't poppin'.

Post by aaronweiner » Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:39 pm

Man, he's fallen so far since his injury.

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