Upon hearing the commotion in the locker room about Nori Knuckles and his adolescent debt collection skills, SP Timmy Karnes came running out of the shower sans towel to hear the news. An audible gasp was heard from owner Stephen Collins Jr’s wife, Karen, who had been in the locker room complaining to the equipment manager about the drink service in the owner’s box (she just needed to speak to a manager, any manager).
The entire team turned to look at what made her gasp and the room went quiet when it became apparent that Timmy could balance on one of three legs. Thus the legend of Timmy ‘Donger’ Karnes was born. The only person not impressed, was Hitting Coach, Dick Pinard.
