KT 62.38 - Dan Davidson takes to the comedy scene

[JRamirez]

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My doctor told me to stay off coffee. I asked him if it was okay to swim in it.

I realized I couldn't swim and my wife threw me a K-cup

With lines like that, Des Moines catcher Dan Davidson might not want to give up his day job. The Rule-5 pick off Sacramento will appear at the Des Moines Depths, a night club on 44th Street.

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I'll show you a night club. The DMO is .702 in games starting after six o'clock.

Davidson's had a rough go of it on the road trip: 0 for his last 16. He was recently started as DH versus lefties.

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You know why lefties can't play baseball? They're too busy talking to their mamas. "Ma ma Tulin. Ma ma Tulin," that's all you hear in Moscow.

Didn't like the joke? Godam, godam.

Look, don't make me spell that out.

You know, Davidson had two walk-off hits versus Louisville? Once on May 11, versus the Sluggers. And two years prior, against the Louisville Fire (AA, LOU).

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Talk about two teams sharing a town. Problem with Louisville is that it forgets which team is which.

Hey, you know why Louisville can't run? It can't see down the street.

Davidson is "itching" to get back to Des Moines, where he'll lead a comic workshop on the off day, tomorrow.

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You know why Tuesday's a day off? Because there's a strike on the 20th.

[Note: the 20th, besides being Tuesday's date, is the street in DM where most the government offices are.]

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Government? In Des Moines? Hell, Des Moines is run by the Girl Scouts. Cookie sales is all that matters. Reminds me of the newly discovered movie of Polansky: Cookie and nookie. Hey, don't growl, it was a big hit in Polish cinemas.

You know who's also grabbing the headlines in Poland? Their homeboy Slawomir Trzcinski. Now playing for Sao Poalo. But he's for trade. The Pilots are offering him for more vowels.

Cairo offered them Harun Al Rachid bin Jamal. Sao Pao said we can't afford him. But we'll take an I-O-U.