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Coronavirus Update

The San Antonio Outlaws organization, Florida Dept. of Health and members of the City of Winter Haven government have alerted media and fans to the following changes for the upcoming BBA Florida Prospect League season.

The gates will no longer be opened 2 hours before game time.
All food vendor services have been suspended
The usual autograph signing will no longer take place.
The first 3 rows of seats will be left unoccupied
masks will be handed out at the ticket line
Anyone wearing the color fuschia will not be admitted
anyone with the letter "K" in their name will be whipped
anyone with a man purse or fanny pack will be subject to a TSA style anal cavity search
anyone with a lazy eye will be required to wear a patch on the non lazy eye
anyone with an extra nipple will be shot and burned in the parking lot
anyone with a pet frog will be beheaded at the seventh inning stretch

Thank you for your attention to these important changes

Management

Hmm. This begs the question: do a lot of your fans bring frogs to the ballpark?

HoosierVic wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:55 pm

Hmm. This begs the question: do a lot of your fans bring frogs to the ballpark?

It's always better to be prepared

Did the Coronavirus jump 21 years forward or is this a novel strain again?

Or has it lasted 21 years and San Antonio is breaking a taboo not to speak of it. This awful virus is the world’s way of euthanasia, over 65 million pensioners have now died with this virus over the two decades it has been sweeping the globe

Fat Nige wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:52 pm

Or has it lasted 21 years and San Antonio is breaking a taboo not to speak of it. This awful virus is the world’s way of euthanasia, over 65 million pensioners have now died with this virus over the two decades it has been sweeping the globe

It's the Voldemort of viruses: "It Which Must Not Be Named"