The Outlaws Chronicles 2042-1 HEALTH ALERT

GM: Tim Meseck

Moderator: trmmilwwi

bigmike13
Ex-GM
Posts: 2738
Joined: Mon May 07, 2012 6:09 pm
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Has thanked: 552 times
Been thanked: 150 times
Contact:

The Outlaws Chronicles 2042-1 HEALTH ALERT

Post by bigmike13 » Wed Mar 11, 2020 3:08 pm

HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT HEALTH ALERT

Coronavirus Update

The San Antonio Outlaws organization, Florida Dept. of Health and members of the City of Winter Haven government have alerted media and fans to the following changes for the upcoming BBA Florida Prospect League season.

The gates will no longer be opened 2 hours before game time.
All food vendor services have been suspended
The usual autograph signing will no longer take place.
The first 3 rows of seats will be left unoccupied
masks will be handed out at the ticket line
Anyone wearing the color fuschia will not be admitted
anyone with the letter "K" in their name will be whipped
anyone with a man purse or fanny pack will be subject to a TSA style anal cavity search
anyone with a lazy eye will be required to wear a patch on the non lazy eye
anyone with an extra nipple will be shot and burned in the parking lot
anyone with a pet frog will be beheaded at the seventh inning stretch

Thank you for your attention to these important changes

Management
Mike Calvaruso
San Antonio Outlaws 2030 -
Birmingham Bandits 2006-2029


Image

User avatar
HoosierVic
Ex-GM
Posts: 3106
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:16 pm
Has thanked: 472 times
Been thanked: 1020 times

Re: The Outlaws Chronicles 2042-1 HEALTH ALERT

Post by HoosierVic » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:55 pm

Hmm. This begs the question: do a lot of your fans bring frogs to the ballpark?

bigmike13
Ex-GM
Posts: 2738
Joined: Mon May 07, 2012 6:09 pm
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Has thanked: 552 times
Been thanked: 150 times
Contact:

Re: The Outlaws Chronicles 2042-1 HEALTH ALERT

Post by bigmike13 » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:32 pm

HoosierVic wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:55 pm
Hmm. This begs the question: do a lot of your fans bring frogs to the ballpark?
It's always better to be prepared
Mike Calvaruso
San Antonio Outlaws 2030 -
Birmingham Bandits 2006-2029


Image

User avatar
recte44
GB: Commissioner
Posts: 42925
Joined: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:14 pm
Location: Oconomowoc, WI
Has thanked: 140 times
Been thanked: 1603 times
Contact:

Re: The Outlaws Chronicles 2042-1 HEALTH ALERT

Post by recte44 » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:09 pm

Did the Coronavirus jump 21 years forward or is this a novel strain again?

Fat Nige
Ex-GM
Posts: 3982
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:50 pm
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND
Has thanked: 586 times
Been thanked: 456 times

Re: The Outlaws Chronicles 2042-1 HEALTH ALERT

Post by Fat Nige » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:52 pm

Or has it lasted 21 years and San Antonio is breaking a taboo not to speak of it. This awful virus is the world’s way of euthanasia, over 65 million pensioners have now died with this virus over the two decades it has been sweeping the globe
Nigel Laverick
(former GM of El Paso Chilis #WeWereShitty) ,
Now GM Riyadh Red Crescents #WeBeNotSoNewNow #WeAreJustAsShitty


Riyadh GM since May 2046

JL Manager of the Year 2000 (Baltimore Monarchs)
Nothing since


An MBBA GM since 1995 (off & on)

User avatar
HoosierVic
Ex-GM
Posts: 3106
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:16 pm
Has thanked: 472 times
Been thanked: 1020 times

Re: The Outlaws Chronicles 2042-1 HEALTH ALERT

Post by HoosierVic » Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:45 am

Fat Nige wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:52 pm
Or has it lasted 21 years and San Antonio is breaking a taboo not to speak of it. This awful virus is the world’s way of euthanasia, over 65 million pensioners have now died with this virus over the two decades it has been sweeping the globe
It's the Voldemort of viruses: "It Which Must Not Be Named"

Post Reply Previous topicNext topic

Return to “San Antonio Outlaws”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest