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The Outlaw Chronicles 2040-8 Gonzales First Casualty

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:28 pm
by bigmike13
Gonzales First Casualty

San Antonio Bench Coach, Hector Gonzales, has become the latest casualty of the cluster fuc* of a season for the Outlaws. With the team in free fall it was only a matter of time before things unraveled completely, and that appears to be what just happened.

Word from anonymous sources that an altercation between Gonzales and Mgr. Chris Owens erupted in the clubhouse minuets after the Outlaws had finished losing their 8th straight, and 10th in 11, games. Shouting could be heard coming form the managers office when moments later, both men came crashing out of the door, grappling and punching with Gonzales eventually being put in a head lock and almost choked into unconsciousness. Multiple players came to Gonzales rescue prying Owens off of him and holding him down while team trainers worked on Gonzales.

No one wanted to go on camera but some of the players have come forward and commented on what took place;
"Damndest thing I have ever seen"
"What else would you expect from this shit show"
"I had $20 on Owens"
"Are we still getting paid for this season"
"Should have just let them finish it once and for all"
"Two men enter, one man leaves"
"Yo quiero Taco Bell"

Things moved rapidly however as Antonio Sanchez was immediately named the new bench coach. "I hope to settle things down for this last month of the season and see how I can make this squad better for next season" said Sanchez.

Re: The Outlaw Chronicles 2040-8 Gonzales First Casualty

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:38 pm
by HoosierVic
See, now this is how you clean house: choke ‘em into unconsciousness. Although if I was Owens, I’d keep an eye on Sanchez - sounds like a guy with ambitions beyond bench coach ...

Re: The Outlaw Chronicles 2040-8 Gonzales First Casualty

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:48 pm
by RonCo
What is: when a nice little run dissolves into mayhem, Alex.