The Outlaws Chronicles 2040-4 Team Almost Riots
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:59 pm
Players Speak Out
GM Calvaruso had to deal with team drama even before the season started as multiple members of the squad went to the GM and expressed their displeasure, and in some cases outright contempt, at the news that the team had claimed CF Luis Claudio off waivers form Edmonton. Apparently, while Claudio is considered a decent talent he is also considered one of the biggest Son of a Bitches in the entire league. His enormous Greed coupled with his downright pathetic Leadership, Loyalty and Work Ethic has made him a pariah.
GM Calvaruso, while initially resistant to the pushback from players, eventually relented and placed Claudio on waivers immediately after the meeting.
Our reporters caught up to some of the players and got quite the earful when it came to Claudio;
2B Angel de Castillo - Nothing brightens up a room like him leaving it
RP Eric Holliday - His asshole is probably jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth
LF Chang Chang - If I found him on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put him out.
RF Mark White - I'm not saying he is a total dick, but his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
3B Jesus Gonzales - I'm jealous of the people that haven't met him
SP Aki Kondo - He's the reason the gene pool should have life guards
SP Yrrigs Carpenter - If shit was music he'd be an orchestra
DH Mahdi Kojo - I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one
You can find him on the sale aisle in your friendly neighborhood waiver wire.
GM Calvaruso had to deal with team drama even before the season started as multiple members of the squad went to the GM and expressed their displeasure, and in some cases outright contempt, at the news that the team had claimed CF Luis Claudio off waivers form Edmonton. Apparently, while Claudio is considered a decent talent he is also considered one of the biggest Son of a Bitches in the entire league. His enormous Greed coupled with his downright pathetic Leadership, Loyalty and Work Ethic has made him a pariah.
GM Calvaruso, while initially resistant to the pushback from players, eventually relented and placed Claudio on waivers immediately after the meeting.
Our reporters caught up to some of the players and got quite the earful when it came to Claudio;
2B Angel de Castillo - Nothing brightens up a room like him leaving it
RP Eric Holliday - His asshole is probably jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth
LF Chang Chang - If I found him on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put him out.
RF Mark White - I'm not saying he is a total dick, but his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
3B Jesus Gonzales - I'm jealous of the people that haven't met him
SP Aki Kondo - He's the reason the gene pool should have life guards
SP Yrrigs Carpenter - If shit was music he'd be an orchestra
DH Mahdi Kojo - I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one
You can find him on the sale aisle in your friendly neighborhood waiver wire.
