The Outlaw Chronicles 2041-8 From Bad To Worse

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The Outlaw Chronicles 2041-8 From Bad To Worse

Post by bigmike13 » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:03 pm

From Bad To Worse

Not many things have gone right for the Outlaws in 2041 as they sit in 6th place in their division. The finished April with a 10-17 record, and that was after starting the year at 4-1. They are in the bottom 1/3 in almost all Hitting categories except Strikeouts which has them in 1st. The same goes for all the major Pitching categories. This team, which is not devoid of talent, is just plain bad.

Well my friends things just got worse as SP Ricardo Rivera, the Outlaws #2 starter decided he wasn't happy and felt the next 4-5 months off was in the cards. Rivera came down with a partially torn labrum and will miss the remainder of the 2041 season. A true gut punch to the already reeling Outlaws.

GM Calvaruso, visibly disgusted, could only say "Shit Happens, Move On". Things became heated in the locker room after Team Trainer Chris Gilmore delivered the news which saw GM Calvaruso attempting to drown Gilmore in the teams ice bath while constantly screaming the name John Wick. Gilmore locked himself in a closet until Calvaruso was sedated with a tranquilizer dart from the local zoo.

Unconfirmed rumors have Calvaruso tossing an intern out of a 4th story window at Outlaws office building for innocently asking "Who is John Wick? Apparently the intern landed in some bushes and was unharmed. More news to come from this breaking story.
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Re: The Outlaw Chronicles 2041-8 From Bad To Worse

Post by RonCo » Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:42 am

Partial tear...here's to hoping he comes out okay.
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Re: The Outlaw Chronicles 2041-8 From Bad To Worse

Post by HoosierVic » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:55 am

Who is John Wick? That intern is lucky that getting tossed from a 4th floor window is all that happened to him ...

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Re: The Outlaw Chronicles 2041-8 From Bad To Worse

Post by bigmike13 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:58 am

HoosierVic wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:55 am
Who is John Wick? That intern is lucky that getting tossed from a 4th floor window is all that happened to him ...
I was still under heavy sedation and that's all I could muster
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