2053:4 Monty Brewster's Montré-Booster: Boys of Summer

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2053:4 Monty Brewster's Montré-Booster: Boys of Summer

Post by datom25 » Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:34 pm

Monty Brewster’s Montré-Booster:Boys of Summer


"April is the cruellest month", opined popular poet and all-round charmer T.S. Eliot. He was, however, a liar - July is much much worse, especially in Montreal. Last year's 93-game winning Blazers won a massive eight in July, losing 18, and successfully undoing all the good work done at the start of the season.

"Everyone is very angry", quoted executif coach Stan H. Stansman, "especially the players, which is odd, because its those garbage good-for-nothing ******* that caused these problems in the first play, with their incompetence and ugly faces"*.

Chief recipients of blame have been Rainer Scheffler, so disliked by his peers they have taken to making him reach for things on the highest shelves in the hopes of aggravating his back, and new signing Ricardo Tapia who has got steadily worse since appearing in Canada on a massive contract, to the point he is now the team's eighth best starter, and first best error.

We should also not forget Bret Powers, a great ballplayer, loyal servant and a "whiny jackass who deserves everything he's going to get, which is not one more Canadian dollar out of this franchise".

"Potential of suitors should note Stansman doesn't mean any of that, he's excellent, and well worth your 45-rated prospect", clarified GM Dog Action.


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Rainer Scheffler]lacks drive, lacks friends


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Re: 2053:4 Monty Brewster's Montré-Booster: Boys of Summer

Post by RT60 » Wed Jan 11, 2023 5:59 pm

Powers is what you get when you give up a Bosendorfer. Your clubhouse misses Bosie's inspiring piano playing, which is now enlivening Charlotte.

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Re: 2053:4 Monty Brewster's Montré-Booster: Boys of Summer

Post by datom25 » Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:19 pm

RT60 wrote:
Wed Jan 11, 2023 5:59 pm
Powers is what you get when you give up a Bosendorfer. Your clubhouse misses Bosie's inspiring piano playing, which is now enlivening Charlotte.
I had every competent nice catcher already so needed to at least try a competent evil catcher.
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