Sticking Points 2050.7: Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

[JimSlade]

We couldn't make this up if we were playing in a sim league: Pikemen catcher Heui-seong Park will miss the wildcard round of the playoffs thanks to an arm contusion applied by his father-in-law during a family squabble.

Park, who's playing time has been increasing, thanks to his ability to actually catch the ball, is not responding to media requests. His father-in-law and, likewise, other family members are also keeping mum.

TMZ, however, has acquired excerpted CCTV footage purportedly showing a scuffle breakout while Park was mowing his in-laws' front yard. A neighbor noted that Park was straying from the criss-cross pattern that his father-in-law maintains when he cuts his own lawn. This is what you get for trying to help out your father-in-law.

[Dington]

Don’t touch another man’s lawn! Unless your name is Alvaro, in which case I will gladly continue to pay you.