The Bull Malarky - Special: Bulls GM Teague found

[cheekimonk]

The Bull Malarky
July 5, 1999
Hackensack, NJ
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The Bulls office, fans, and the family of GM Ben Teague celebrated early this morning as news emerged that Teague had been found, alive, washed up on a beach in Nova Scotia. The Bulls front office confirmed the news and said that Teague is in dire condition and had been flown to a hospital in Halifax. The front office also allowed that Teague's condition was categorized as "serious but guarded." Teague's family in on their way to join him.

Acting GM Bubba Zanetti did make clear that the Bulls had requested the assistance of the FBI due to suspicious circumstances regarded his disappearance. "Make no mistake," said Zanetti, "the FBI is still closely involved with this case. Though Teague has been located, and of that we are grateful, the FBI has his family members, the members of the Bulls organization, and their families under a tight watch. Nothing like this can happen again."

[KCCardinalFan]

So who pulled the trigger on the trade?

[cheekimonk]

So who pulled the trigger on the trade?

Bubba Zanetti is acting GM.