Casinotes 55.5 A Top Ten List, because why not...

[chicoruiz]

TOP TEN THINGS I’VE SAID TO OCTAVIO MORENO TO TRY TO GET HIM TO OPT OUT OF HIS 2056 CONTRACT:

10. “We might try you at shortstop next year- your old man body makes such hilarious noises when you try to move laterally.”

9. “Did you hear…We’re getting new uniforms next season, and word is they’re really itchy.”

8. “Hey…You know that cocktail waitress you’ve been hanging around with? Her brothers came by looking for you. Two big guys with neck tattoos.”

7. “Isn’t that new state tax based on how many O’s there are in your name wild?”

6. “You know… money is a little tight for us, so on days you’re not catching, we’d like you to get a metal detector and comb the beaches for loose change.”

5. “So… according to geologists, I guess there’s a sinkhole right behind home plate that could open up at any minute.”

4. “You like the food at the casino buffets? Good, because starting next season our postgame spread will be scavenged from their dumpsters.”

3. “I don’t know what’s gotten into our owner, forbidding the wearing of protective cups… Gonna be especially rough on you catchers, huh?”

2. “Did you read that recent article about how squatting past the age of 35 can totally mess up your colon?”

And number one…

1. “Well, I’m coming back as GM next year, so I guess you can kiss your dreams of winning a title goodbye…”

[Jwalk100]

Hilarious!

This is a Caleca Nominee.

[Dington]

Haha this was great. Definitely Caleca nominee.

[trmmilwwi]

Nice! I was expecting a top 8 for Octavio.