Operation Typhoid Mary II 2055.1
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Operation Typhoid Mary II 2055.1
Harris walked upstairs to the GM’s office at ‘Iolani Palace. He walked into reception and greeted the assistant/wife/future owner of the Tropics, Rhonda Walker.
“Hello. Just walk on in Steve.”, said Rhonda.
“Thanks, ma’am.”, Harris replied.
He walked in and sat without a word. The GM of the Tropics sat behind his desk with three fingers of bourbon in a glass and a smile on his face.
He opened with, “How’s it going, Steve?”
He followed that up with, “You want a drink?”
Harris responded, “No sir, I’m good.”
“Ok then, let’s get down to business. How is the operation going?”, Walker said.
Harris replied, “We have bought 20 gentlemen’s clubs at the spring training sites. During spring training several players from our opponents were inflicted with concussions, whiplash, and forearm injuries.”
“How did they get concussions?”, asked Walker.
“One word. Motorboat.”, answered Harris.
Walker chuckled, “Nice.”
Harris continued, “Our operatives infiltrated team’s facilities. They were able to infect players with fungi, conjunctivitis and other illnesses. They sabotaged players rehab efforts.”
Walker asked, “Should we continue our efforts or focus on other avenues?”
Harris replied, “I think we should double down.”
“How much will it cost?”, asked Walker.
Harris replied, “In the end, nothing. We will sell some of the strip clubs to offset the costs. We found we didn’t need as many of them.”
“What about the dancers?”, pondered Walker.
Harris said, “I already thought of that. We have the hotel room housekeeping contracts for all the spring training hotels. After spring training, the girls will be brought here to Hawaii to do their dirty work. Fart on pillows, clean showers and tubs with oven cleaner, things like that.”
“Does farting on pillows work?”, laughed Walker.
“We have found that it does work.”, confirmed Harris.
Harris continued, “We are going to experiment with food poisoning to try to get certain players out of the lineup. We are also branching out to slow player development of our rival’s minor league players.”
Walker said, “That sounds good. Anyone suspect anything?”
Harris said, “Some of the veteran GMs suspect something is going on but they still don’t know the methods.”
“OK. We will stay the course but be ready to pull the plug.”, commanded the GM.
“Yes, sir.”, said Harris.
Harris stood up and left the office. Harris squeezed the sides of his watch and said, “Call Nicko.”
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Re: Operation Typhoid Mary II 2055.1
Just open a roofing business in the greater Madison area and it will do the same thing….
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Re: Operation Typhoid Mary II 2055.1
Can’t wait to see which player ends up with pink eye on spring training.
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