52.01 Nişancı Gone
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 3:52 pm
WASIM JAFFER JR.
To: Shoeless <shoeless@madpopes.net>
Subject: Nişancı
Don't think I'm crazy with this message. I've been looking over the tape from April 11 when Nişancı hobbled into the dugout after sliding to catch a looping liner. On the play, he slides on his left side, yet he came into the dugout complaining about his right knee hurting. That green-eyed woman looked him over in the dugout and stated it was a deep bone bruise. I'm no doctor, although I do have a cousin on my mom's side who did a bit of phlebotomy, but I'm fairly certain it's impossible he bruised his right knee, at least not on that play. There's no way that little slide needed to sideline him for three months.
This afternoon, I confronted the green-eyed lady as she came out of her laboratory about the injury, and she told me, and I quote, "It's best to not meddle in such things."
Ok, I didn't become the top unpaid intern at Popes Playing Pepper and now with this great organization by being shoved to the wayside so easily, so I started looking for Nişancı to see how his supposed rehab is going. Well, he never spent a day or a even a minute in the rehab facility according to, well, I'll keep that source to myself.
I started poking around more, and no one has seen or heard from him since the day of the injury. Do you happen to know where he went?
Thanks for your time,
WASIM JAFFER JR.
Top Intern to the Assistant of the Assistant General Manager
Sacramento Mad Popes
wjafferPPP@madpopes.net
To: Shoeless <shoeless@madpopes.net>
Subject: Nişancı
Don't think I'm crazy with this message. I've been looking over the tape from April 11 when Nişancı hobbled into the dugout after sliding to catch a looping liner. On the play, he slides on his left side, yet he came into the dugout complaining about his right knee hurting. That green-eyed woman looked him over in the dugout and stated it was a deep bone bruise. I'm no doctor, although I do have a cousin on my mom's side who did a bit of phlebotomy, but I'm fairly certain it's impossible he bruised his right knee, at least not on that play. There's no way that little slide needed to sideline him for three months.
This afternoon, I confronted the green-eyed lady as she came out of her laboratory about the injury, and she told me, and I quote, "It's best to not meddle in such things."
Ok, I didn't become the top unpaid intern at Popes Playing Pepper and now with this great organization by being shoved to the wayside so easily, so I started looking for Nişancı to see how his supposed rehab is going. Well, he never spent a day or a even a minute in the rehab facility according to, well, I'll keep that source to myself.
I started poking around more, and no one has seen or heard from him since the day of the injury. Do you happen to know where he went?
Thanks for your time,
WASIM JAFFER JR.
Top Intern to the Assistant of the Assistant General Manager
Sacramento Mad Popes
wjafferPPP@madpopes.net