Accounting Intern (Temp.)
Fireshoeless.com
The Popes had three ballplayers man centerfield last season: Arthur Daniel, Sergio Salazar, and Wasim Ala'. All three have been traded away this off-season; Ala as part of the Wullenweber deal, and the other two in various salary dumps to that snake in Charlotte.
Now, most cunning, forward-thinking general managers would have a plan in place before allowing their three best options at a premiere position to clean out their lockers, but not the almighty Shoeless. No, he looks to be using spring training to decide which low minors centerfield quasi-prospect will find himself on a plane with his new Sacramento teammates for opening day in effing Long Beach.
Most analysts believe Joel Woodroffe is in the driver's seat for the starting role, with "Thrash" Zhao likely to be his short-side platoon partner. Neither is especially exciting offensively or defensively, but, who cares, right? We got Wullenweber.
Dumb.
Fire Shoeless.
