46.08 Dog Poop

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46.08 Dog Poop

Post by shoeless.db » Fri Apr 16, 2021 3:58 pm

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With three-fourths of the season under wraps, the Mad Popes find themselves just 1/2 game out of the last wildcard prior to the trade deadline. A normal general manager, or at least a sane one, would grasp this opportunity by bolstering their ballclub with a trade. The Popes could use shoring up at third base due to the dismal output of team captain David Noburu, who started the season well but has seen his output fall flatter than my ex-husband's white little ass (Note to Steve: Everyone can see your ass because there's no belt in the world that can perform a miracle with that anti-ass of yours ... disgusting). So, instead of improving the team, gm Shoeless decided this would be a good time to take a hiatus.

Reports from fireshoeless.com interns embedded within the organization state Shoeless took this afternoon off and left his cell phone in his office to run to the local Petco in order to buy his stupid dog the treats he prefers.

He chose his dog over faithful Mad Pope fans once again.

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Re: 46.08 Dog Poop

Post by Dington » Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:01 pm

And just like that the writer's block has been cured.
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Re: 46.08 Dog Poop

Post by HerbD » Sat Apr 17, 2021 4:55 pm

Dington wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:01 pm
And just like that the writer's block has been cured.
I thought it was cured with the Cinemax trade block
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