44.49 Dead Chickens Everywhere

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August 18, 2044 | Mad Popes Record: 56-66, 17.5 GB, 8.5 GB(WC), 4-2 last sim
Rolio Elder | Apprentice to the Exalted Mystic | Donkeagle Press

To the citizens of Sacramento, specifically the residents around the First Camacho Temple of the Faithful (the former Wendy's building on Northgate Blvd), please disregard the amount of chicken blood, guts, and feathers strewn about the parking lot. We were simply having a potluck for our laypeople, and the rather large attendance for the event resulted in the refuse becoming a little too much to handle.

Rumors circulating that Sacramento GM Shoeless requested the large amount of foul for some type of prophetical sacrifice is completely inaccurate and laughable.

"The things being said on social media are utterly ridiculous," Shoeless said. "I heard one about me trying to read the future from all those chickens’ spleens. Ha, I guess these people don't know how much I love chicken tacos. And, what future would I be trying to see anyway? It's not like we're planning to make another trade or something."

As of this writing, city crews have arrived on scene along with the Sacramento fire department to help clean up the garbage.

[Fat Nige]

I hoped they played this