Rolio Elder | Apprentice to the Exalted Mystic | Camacho Order #26 | Donkeagle Press
Number 2?
Oh, we see right through their clusters of spreadsheets and fancy numbers. We know they're calling the Mad Popes' system nothing more than a large, steaming pile of cow manure with small bits of chicken feces layering the top.
How dare they? How dare they?
"Wolves in wolf skin," Exalted Mystic Ralph Dewaldo said. "Curse upon their code-flowing fingertips. May their open brackets turn to closed brackets. May their ones become zeros. May their print functions go fuck themselves."
The recent flurry of trades for the Popes brought in five players in OOTP's top 100 listing, bringing Sacramento's total to seven.
SS Ka-im Khayri is ranked 22nd, and CF Okyay Nisancî is 37th.
New Prospects | Rank | Pos | Pot |
---|---|---|---|
Wasim Ala' | 11 | LF | 20/80 |
Heng-zong Guan | 54 | 2B | 20/60 |
Matt McCartney | 71 | SP | 40/55 |
Raj Mahadevan | 75 | SP | 20/60 |
Jioa-long Ma | 79 | RF | 20/55 |
(Editor's Note: Yes, we understand we're being hypocritical by denouncing OOTP while still using their rankings to gain 2 PPT, but Ralph Dewaldo said it was fine. Don't question the brilliance of Ralph Dewaldo.)