44.21 Farm System Mocked by OOTP

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44.21 Farm System Mocked by OOTP

Post by shoeless.db » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:03 am

May 12, 2044 | Mad Popes Record: 13-23, 10 1/2GB, 3-3 last sim
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As much as we despise GM Shoeless and his diabolical handling of our beloved Mad Popes baseball club, we at Donkeagle Press cannot sit back and watch as outside, so-called professional corporations mock and ridicule the franchise. A recently published ranking of the top systems in the BBA by the "independent" OOTP game engine lists the Mad Popes as #2 in the Brewster.

Number 2?

Oh, we see right through their clusters of spreadsheets and fancy numbers. We know they're calling the Mad Popes' system nothing more than a large, steaming pile of cow manure with small bits of chicken feces layering the top.

How dare they? How dare they?

"Wolves in wolf skin," Exalted Mystic Ralph Dewaldo said. "Curse upon their code-flowing fingertips. May their open brackets turn to closed brackets. May their ones become zeros. May their print functions go fuck themselves."

The recent flurry of trades for the Popes brought in five players in OOTP's top 100 listing, bringing Sacramento's total to seven.
SS Ka-im Khayri is ranked 22nd, and CF Okyay Nisancî is 37th.

New ProspectsRankPosPot
Wasim Ala'11LF20/80
Heng-zong Guan542B20/60
Matt McCartney71SP40/55
Raj Mahadevan75SP20/60
Jioa-long Ma79RF20/55
"Spread the droppings of beasts on the fields," sang Dewaldo. "Reap, reap, reap the bounty."

(Editor's Note: Yes, we understand we're being hypocritical by denouncing OOTP while still using their rankings to gain 2 PPT, but Ralph Dewaldo said it was fine. Don't question the brilliance of Ralph Dewaldo.)
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Re: 44.21 Farm System Mocked by OOTP

Post by HoosierVic » Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:25 pm

Since the Exalted Dewaldo seems to be somewhat enamored of beast dropping, please tell him that the Little Calumet River is particularly aromatic at this time of year. Its fetid backwaters await!

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Re: 44.21 Farm System Mocked by OOTP

Post by sjshaw » Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:31 pm

I’m really interested to see what Ala’ does in rookie ball.
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