Ode to Sixto
by David "Horrible" Simpson
Oh, you marvelous bastard
you brilliant son of a bitch
you magnificent whore
plucked from the Rule 5
like a tasty seed
hidden among dirt mucked feces
look at you contributing
nay, thriving
roaming South Pacific Field
Oh, Sixto
may you run free forever
in the hearts of Crusaderdom
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Through five weeks of the 2042 season, centerfield RHB platoon, Sixto Padillo, carries a slash-line of .467/.528/.600 through his first 37 BBA Plate Appearances, accumulating 0.5 WAR. May the baseball gods continue to favor this man.
