CC1; Assistant Executor Hired

[shoeless.db]

Part One of the Caleca Chronicles


By Stoney Hernandez
Crusader Beat Writer
Sacramento Star

The California Crusaders hired the former general manager of the Chicago Black Sox for a new position within the organization titled, Assistant Executor of The Right Wind^TM.

Vic Caleca

Victor Caleca resigned from his post with the Black Sox earlier this week after four unceremonious seasons due to his inability to find 3,000 standing room only seats within the Sox's brand new ballpark in Calumet, Illinois.

"Look. You guys can ask me questions all day long about my time in Chicago and my dealings with that cockroach in the owner's suite," said a defiant Caleca. "But, I'm just happy to have landed on my feet in one of the best and well run organizations in all the Brewster."

Details on the day to day work the new position entails is unclear, but the position was envisioned and signed off by Assistant General Manager Anton Vogts. Questions circulate whether General Manager Shoeless is aware of the hire. Representatives of the organization refused to answer questions on Shoeless or Vogts, instead, focusing on Caleca.

"Negotiations with Vic were quick and painless," said Linda Ungerby, Public Relations Specialist with the Crusaders. "Honestly, I don't even think we're paying him. He just wanted out of, what (Caleca) called, 'that cesspool'."

Caleca begins his new role in January as his new office is not completed.

[HoosierVic]

Just don’t put me next to Kocherschmeltz ...

[jleddy]

Get a room, you two.

[RonCo]

"...I'm just happy to have landed on my feet in one of the best and well run organizations in all the Brewster."

He's working for Rockville?

[7teen]

I miss a half a season of this stuff now I'm lost and forced to create my own story lines. haha