Sacramento (AP) -- The California Crusader baseball team held a players only closed door meeting this afternoon, according to a Crusader player who wished to remain anonymous. The team is off to a disappointing 5-13 record after three weeks into the 2040 season. The offense looks to take most of the blame as it ranks 16th in the Frick in six of the seven hitting categories. California ranks 13th in home runs, the only category it doesn't rank last in the league.
"At some point, we need to just start playing some damn baseball," said the anonymous source in a Moroccan accent. "I mean, I've had to watch most of this garbage from the bench, and, frankly, it's disgusting."
When asked about the closed door meeting, the anonymous source stated, "Chippy (Saunders), our so-called Captain, got up in front of the group and talked about how we just need to keep our chins up, play to our abilities, and not put added pressure on ourselves because of a couple hiccups early in the season. Like, what the hell, Chip Van Winkle? I think this damn team needs to feel the screws getting tightened around them. I'm not into this new-age, self-esteem bulls***. We need a captain with a set of balls.
"We have a bunch of guys making a crap load of money who need to start earning that crap load of money," the source continued. "How about these guys reach a hand up their big, fat p*****s and fiddle around up there until they find some hint of fire and competitiveness?"
When asked about the comments by the anonymous sources, Chip Saunders declined comment.
CA Boring News; Fiddling for Fire 2040.11
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Re: CA Boring News; Fiddling for Fire 2040.11
Kodwo - he’s the anonymous trouble maker, isn’t he ... unless the throw rug has learned to do accents. Hmmm ...
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