Cali Decree 2039.6: Let's Get Waxed

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Cali Decree 2039.6: Let's Get Waxed

Post by shoeless.db » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:06 pm

SAI -- Welcome, Crusader Caravan, I'm your host of the Cali Decree, Sai "Young" Ahuji. With me, as always, is the fourth Hanson brother, Aarav "the Mad Pope of Mumbai" Patil.

AARAV -- Sometimes, I'd just love to MMMbop you in the face.

SAI -- Ha, nice. Tonight's top story: Famed Sacremento wax sculpturist and long-time Crusader fan, Lucinda LaRonde, revealed her recent wax work entitled, "Raúl, My Love", outside South Pacific Field this afternoon. The work, showcased in an air-conditioned tent outside Gate 19, depicts a dramatically muscled Raúl Hernández carrying the entire Crusader organization on his back. This season, the 24-year-old Nicaraguan DH is slashing a monster .329/.372/.709 with eight home runs and a league leading 25 runs-batted-in.

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AARAV -- I ... I've never seen such a beautiful man. Those mu ...

SAI -- Aarav?

AARAV -- Um, I mean ... err ... He looks ok for a dude, I guess. Someone get me a Budweiser. I'm sure the Crusaderettes will find reasons to like it. [looks away awkwardly]

SAI -- [looks at Aarav with a grin] Maybe you really are a Hanson brother. Not that there's anything wrong with that. [looks back to the camera] Anyway, with the help of Hernández's big bat and dominant pitching from the likes of Miguel Ramos, the Crusaders have won 12 of their last 14 games, improving their overall record to 12-7.

AARAV -- I'm glad Ramos is out there earning the six year/$125 million contract GM Shoeless doled out right after the season started.

SAI -- No doubt. He's been almost lights out in his last three starts, posting a 2-0 record with an 0.90 ERA over 20 innings of work. Now, we just need Luis Gracía to follow suit. He has not quite been the Gracia of old in a small sample size this season.

AARAV -- Let's hope the small drop in his stuff rating by those idiots at the BBA Scouting Institute for the Blind doesn't wreak havoc on his psyche.

SAI -- Only time will tell. From all of us at the Cali Decree, have a great night, Crusader-Nation, and we'll see you at the ballpark.
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Re: Cali Decree 2039.6: Let's Get Waxed

Post by jleddy » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:13 pm

I think I speak for the rest of the BBA when I say “we need more Crusaderettes content.”
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Re: Cali Decree 2039.6: Let's Get Waxed

Post by RonCo » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:00 pm

Really we'd have to trial a little more Crusaderette content before we could comment for sure.
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Re: Cali Decree 2039.6: Let's Get Waxed

Post by shoeless.db » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:37 pm

Wait, your franchises don’t have a dance team? No wonder your guys are able to maintain their streaks. (Boom, another Bull Durham reference)
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