Crusaders News! 2035.27 - Tghe Crsadersd Wiin Gamws
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Crusaders News! 2035.27 - Tghe Crsadersd Wiin Gamws
Moar Wiuns!!!!!!!!!
May somethign orother, 2035
Offen Sichtlich der Kunstgriff
HEEEEEEY FANPEOPLESSSS! We won moree games thios wwek. We beat San FRebando! Three times! The defending Chasmps! We did lose a gamer to Long Breach. Otherewise we woudl ahve eben underfeated! Go us!!!!!!! Jesus Flores has just been great! He had two rib ... I mane ... mean .. FOUR RBI two games in a row!! Here's a pitcure of his gfavce.
What aw week! I am ... imma .. I'm sorrty ... I am DRRRRRUNK! THis is super undprofessional. But ... Its my job! To bring you crusdawers nwes! You see ... there was an office event tognitht. Offie doesn't normally drinkb. but I was so nervous. So amny people! THhey said I housl come beacsuse networking, but ... I'm never very comfortable at thsoe things. So I figured I'd take advatnge of the br. I may have overdone it. My apologizes.
HOOOOkay. Focus. We can do this office. Deep breaths. Ooooooohh. Maybe not. Now I feel kind of sick. Hmm. Alright. MAximun Effort. The Crusaders have really been on a roll . We finished up the series with Long Beach with a win to take the set.v Jamie Mercado went six, striking out seven while giving up one run. Great year so far for him. Nice to see him brounwce back after a tough sophnmore season. Ricardo Diaz has a good start in game one of the Sn Fernando series, setting the tone with 8n stong innings. Nce to see Rico put together a good start. ugh. No one calls him Rico. I thought i'd try it. Saounds terrible.
We did drop game one of the Twin Cities Set. Didn't hit/ But Miduel Ramos was good. Struck out 9 in 6. YESSSSSS!!!!! Needed to get him going. This is the best thing! Well ... maybe not the best. At that event .. aprty ... party I was at? I met this girl. She ame up and talked to me! And Offie talked back!!!! Usually .. my hands get all clammy and I just nod a lot and say, "mm-hmm" or "no" or "I ahve to go to the bathroom." But she kept saying things I thought about things! So I had something to say. THat I agreed!!! And when I said stuff? Shealughted .... Laughed! and kept talknig to Offie! This never happens! She even gave me haer number! Her names is Madelyn .. or Maggie ... or M... something. Oh geez. What was her name?! Ohhh God! Oooooooooohhhhhhh! Wait! I'm drunk. Let's just be happy! She is ... great ... just great! Okay. This is good. And so is Matilda ... or whoever. Goooooodniiight!
May somethign orother, 2035
Offen Sichtlich der Kunstgriff
HEEEEEEY FANPEOPLESSSS! We won moree games thios wwek. We beat San FRebando! Three times! The defending Chasmps! We did lose a gamer to Long Breach. Otherewise we woudl ahve eben underfeated! Go us!!!!!!! Jesus Flores has just been great! He had two rib ... I mane ... mean .. FOUR RBI two games in a row!! Here's a pitcure of his gfavce.
What aw week! I am ... imma .. I'm sorrty ... I am DRRRRRUNK! THis is super undprofessional. But ... Its my job! To bring you crusdawers nwes! You see ... there was an office event tognitht. Offie doesn't normally drinkb. but I was so nervous. So amny people! THhey said I housl come beacsuse networking, but ... I'm never very comfortable at thsoe things. So I figured I'd take advatnge of the br. I may have overdone it. My apologizes.
HOOOOkay. Focus. We can do this office. Deep breaths. Ooooooohh. Maybe not. Now I feel kind of sick. Hmm. Alright. MAximun Effort. The Crusaders have really been on a roll . We finished up the series with Long Beach with a win to take the set.v Jamie Mercado went six, striking out seven while giving up one run. Great year so far for him. Nice to see him brounwce back after a tough sophnmore season. Ricardo Diaz has a good start in game one of the Sn Fernando series, setting the tone with 8n stong innings. Nce to see Rico put together a good start. ugh. No one calls him Rico. I thought i'd try it. Saounds terrible.
We did drop game one of the Twin Cities Set. Didn't hit/ But Miduel Ramos was good. Struck out 9 in 6. YESSSSSS!!!!! Needed to get him going. This is the best thing! Well ... maybe not the best. At that event .. aprty ... party I was at? I met this girl. She ame up and talked to me! And Offie talked back!!!! Usually .. my hands get all clammy and I just nod a lot and say, "mm-hmm" or "no" or "I ahve to go to the bathroom." But she kept saying things I thought about things! So I had something to say. THat I agreed!!! And when I said stuff? Shealughted .... Laughed! and kept talknig to Offie! This never happens! She even gave me haer number! Her names is Madelyn .. or Maggie ... or M... something. Oh geez. What was her name?! Ohhh God! Oooooooooohhhhhhh! Wait! I'm drunk. Let's just be happy! She is ... great ... just great! Okay. This is good. And so is Matilda ... or whoever. Goooooodniiight!
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Re: Crusaders News! 2035.27 - Tghe Crsadersd Wiin Gamws
Misspelled Team Newses are always funny.
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Re: Crusaders News! 2035.27 - Tghe Crsadersd Wiin Gamws
Not really. I type like shit. So I just went really fast and tired to channel having even fatter fingers than normal.bschr682 wrote:This actually had to be hard to write...
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